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Rofl xD, keep them comming!

A Dutch, French and Belgium guy were sailing on a ship when it started to sink. All three went swimming for their lives and they made it to an Island in the middle of nowhere. A tribe of cannibals came up to them to 'welcome' them. The head of the tribe says 'you can live here, but you gotta fulfill one assignment. You have to walk to the forest and return with 100 pieces of fruit.' All three of them go into the forest to collect the fruits. The French guy is the first to come back with 100 blueberries. The head of the tribe says: 'now, you gotta stick them in your butt without laughing. If you succeed, you may join the tribe. If you laugh, we will cut your head off and eat you'. The French guy does the job without laughing and joins the tribe. The Dutch guy then returns with 100 strawberries and gets the same assignment. He puts them in his butt one by one and everything goes great. All of a sudden, at strawberry #99 he bursts into laughter. His head is cut off and he is eaten by the tribe. When he gets into heaven, the Big Guy upstairs asks him why he started laughing, because he was nearly there and was doing a good job. The Dutch guy replied: 'I saw the guy from Belgium come back from the forest with 100 coconuts'.

Haha, second joke is awesome xD

Joyed, honoured and a privilige to be part of this. R.I.P. Cobra!

Hope you recover good and fast man. All the best to ya! When you're back up again, maybe we can put up an XI family fest in Malaysia and organise a 'search and destroy' party. You know what we'll be searching for!

Great map. Nice work

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Bless the man for dedicating his life to serving others. My condolences for you. Never easy to be forced to let go of a loved one. Stay strong bud!

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Kinda crappy that I have played under 4 different variations of my name. Now it says I am ranked somewhere at place 2200. But if you add up the scores I would be somewhere around #10. Me no like

Maybe reset your priorities? Who needs birthdays and family....pfff Jk

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Or single and only sharing your house with your dog

'Life is a piece of sh*t, when you look at it' But even shít can be positive some day I've been through many struggles in my life as well. Divorced parents, depressed mom, jobless for about two years without any plans for the future. Eventually, something will cross your way and all the stuff you resented and made you question the beauty of life, you pick up and take it along with you as courage and/or to inspire and guide other people. Stay strong buddy, things will get better. All the rain that falls today, won't be falling tomorrow!

@FRENCHI would have probably tubed them (since it's all he knows). After having waited for several hours first ofcourse

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Haha that's neat!

I'm terrible too with those kind of things but I enjoy watching streaming, so hope you will be up and running soon

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