RobMc

Yea we have lead bans in UK too, none left in my pencil

My boy, how are you? presume the greenbacks will be bulging your pockets after you return from your fishing trip, if so we should easily afford my latest stroke of genius. As you know we have struggled with forms of transport to take you the vast distances you need to go on your adventures. Yesterday morning I was pruning my begonias in the front garden and some instinct made me glance up, and there it was in it's magnificence, a hot air balloon. I excitedly called the wife and pointed to it, to my surprise she ran into the back garden in a hurry, when she returned she said 'Thank God, I thought one of your shirts had blown off the clothes line?'. This is probably in response to my quip ' They could power the Cutty Sark', last time she hung out her nickers on the same line, asking if her bum looked big in them. Ah bliss, the silence lasted weeks. Anyway as usual I digress, I tossed and turned in bed last night thinking of you, in a manly non gay way of course, then it came to me, hot air balloons, the perfect transport for Alaska. Between us we could generate enough hot air for all but the longest trips? we could light a log fire as a reserve, plenty of timber around. Think of the advantages, the critturs never look up, they wouldn't hear your approach, we could get a gatling gun off a surplus Jolly Green Giant, ex Vietnam, and before you know it, bingo, enough meat to last a year. What do you think? safer than fishing boats, especially for me as I won't be going unfortunately, but you have the heart of a grizzly, and no sense of fear. I'm making a UK prototype tomorrow in the garage as a test out of an old durex ( not needed anymore ) and a birthday candle, plenty left over from my last cake unfortunately. PM me with your thanks (and money) when you return and I'll get things rolling, at the moment plans are up in the air, love you buddy, in a manly non gay way.

It's a beautiful country - the UK used to own a lot of it We built holiday castles there, very cosy, spoilt by the neighbours noisy seige engines.

This has me interested, why was there a shortage? Did Angu5 use the entire supply that year?

I think you have fitted concrete boots to the ones in the blue bits, you naughty grandma

Thats why he put this on, it was really 'take' number 200, Crack was drinking coffee here beeeech!

Hmmmm? just looked at these and what a load of bollocks, you are comparing a united nations chart for a particular year with non official statistics from earlier years? That snopes one is as politically biased as a bear with fleas, so sorry mate your arguments don't make sense, at least to me. They are probably all wrong, as most of us know 110% of statistics can be manipulated, but I've been doing my own reading on this and the problem is huge. However the real problem, in my opinion again, is the denial from the ruling parties of what is blatantly obvious, and a lack of action to tackle it, worrying for the citizens of Sweden. People think revolutions are over, this might be the next one, it has the basic ingredients, civil unrest and a cause. ps Angelz my darling whats those red dots on map? you fitted trackers to the immigrants?

Your editing skills are superb, I can't detect the bunny hops, hax or which player it truly was? well done m8.

If I shoot them can I watch as you do the other bit??

Rapping eh?? I hate that frigging music , should be done for torture too

Yep but we're nearly rid of them, and our drawbridge is being raised.

I watched a documentary on this about two years ago, it was quite funny in a sad way as none of the immigrants could speak Swedish after being there years. Some of them actually said on camera that they were disappointed with the standards of housing they were offered and they didn't have a car (which they thought was part of the deal). I'm not going to get back into this argument many of us have been through this before and I am fed up with it, just amazed at the naivety of our ruling classes. They'll keep on coming as long as you let them, interesting to watch as an outsider, but does not bode well for other countries in Europe.

Wow I never realised, truly shocking, and very surprising, the Vikng spirit has gone, time we all woke up. Right update, I have googled this subject and though I always take some articles with a pinch of salt I'm surprised. Leaving the dreaded politics out of it, what truly shocks me is the refusal of the Swedish government to acknowledge basic truths, amazing for a country like this, bye bye Sweden.

I read about this yesterday and there were many theories why this happened, have they found out why?? Sweden seems to be getting as violent as the rest of us, we had yet another Jihadi yesterday, luckily no one hurt but levels of violence seem to be on the rise everywhere, sad.

He'd still fall off it

Thank the Lord, I was terribly worried it was you in that plane on one of your many adventures, desperate to return to the wilds, when I saw the news my heart sank, however not quite as far as the plane apparently? I love you man, in a non gay type of way, so glad to hear from you. You are quite right about Alaskans, most of them die of drink, or being shot whilst drunk from what I can gather from the news. The stress of living in the wilderness takes it's toll but not you my brave boy, you are made for it. Saw your phonetics but just guessing his last words were :- Oscar Hotel Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo A fitting tribute to thinking flight simulators give you enough experience to cope with real life? and of course, actually flying. I know about cyclones dear boy, her indoors has a hoover which works on those principles, explains our stormy relationship when it roars away in the background. Presume you'll need to eat if no fishing and you'll be off hunting soon with your arsenal slung across your shoulders. What will it be Caribou, Moose or a frozen dinner from Walmart? I wager the first two, men like you would never go shopping. I too am foraging for sustenance and have only just finished placing my order for a delivery with Asda ( UK Walmart). We both suffer hardships, my finger is killing me after selecting my order, but still ready for killing my fellow idiots later in the day, an easier task by far. Keep in touch, you know I'm your guru if you need advice or encouragement, don't get drunk, you need to keep your wits about you in the wilds. Love you man, in a non gay way of course.

Actually he went out at the lowest point in his flight

We should run an idiots book (bet) on when Timmah will top 400 lbs?

Axe/arrow head Mike maybe?, very prehistoric, definitely man made by the workings on it, give this to your local museum, could have been a knife being that small but my bets a spear point. They used to split the wood, wedge it in then bind it.

So you've stopped reading my stuff eh? bitch You're a star

Hey big man don't be sad, you're still there, still going and there is always something to live for, don't dwell on the past, that is gone, make the most of the future, I'm going to, you do the same, lets have a final bit of fun.

I remember you well on 5, you were so good everyone screamed you were cheating ( which you weren't) but left the server as it spoilt the game for them no one would play with you, didn't you say once you were a professional gamer? ps It still shows you as clan member? then registered user?

My brave hero, you don't know how good it is to hear the sound of your voice again ( in a manly non gay kind of way) I'll bet it is like gravel, ravaged by extremes of climate. A kind of Alaskan 2 Many Beers ( in his case fags) kind of voice. Anyway I don't wish to be 'picky' but how the f... did they bury your Captains uncle? I faithfully watch every programme, and in 'building Alaska' theres always trouble digging foundations due to the ground being frozen solid. Surely with all the gas, oil and timber burning them would be more practical? if no ones thought of this yet drop the fishing and build a crematorium quickly. A pity he wasn't recycled as crab bait, but wrong season I guess. I bet you hated wearing a suit, I do, not clothes for the adventurer, furs are more your style, beaver is my favourite, although it is a while since I've felt one, mores the pity. What's all this about crack? is it thawing? this is the biggest problem on 'ice road truckers' too, they mentioned last episode that the lovely Lisa had encountered a large crack? quite understandable in my opinion after spending all those nights stranded with fellow drivers, , a little extra income never hurts. I'm sad that you are returning to the gale lashed ocean once more, we won't be hearing from you for a while my friend, but in your honour I'll open a tin of salmon for lunch, the smell at least revives old memories - stay safe brave boy.

That is quite understandable, but if we never talk to each other (i.e. post) we'll never be friends in the truest sense. For example, we've never met, but through the forum I know that you are one of the oldest most respected members good with a knife etc etc I think of you as a friend. I' m a recent member, a gobshite (Irish) but like to chat, tell jokes and swap stories with all of you from all over the world, isn't that the point? I wish more would join in the community spirit, I realise that for some English is not the main language, and some jokes etc are missed, but that is also understood. If we start slanging members off for posting, whatever the reason, then they will not post, this is a pity and not healthy. So come on don't fight, if you don't like it ignore it but don't stop the fun, FFS Chile do you expect all jokes and content to be original??

You having a bad day Chile ???