RobMc

Oh so there are firebreaks? that is what puzzled me with all these fires in populated areas like California. Great answer I understand now, we forget over here about just how large it is, forgot about mountains.

It ain't nothing but a hound dog

I feel dizzy just looking, what a great idea.

Just read personalfouls post on fire in Colorado and yes Athena it truly is sad as it takes years to recover. I seem to read this every year, moreso the States than Canada and other places like Australia, everywhere has them at times. Do you not have firebreaks?? designed to protect the fire spreading, I live near a very large forest (Keilder) and the breaks are visible and maintained, costs plenty but saves a lot. California seems to have loads of these every year, I realise that the scale of things in some countries are different to ours, but when you look at damage and destruction it surely must be worthwhile? Need a clever idiot to invent a fire retardent spray to use from the air to pre treat corridors to slow down spread, or do we have that, any firefighters?

What type of dog is that on the left ??

Get ten beavers leave them at the tree line, when trees gone shoot the beavers, skin beavers, bury the beavers in rhubarb patch. Stitch beaver skins together, kill the biggest arsehole you know and leave him with his arsehole at ground level where you want the green. Put beaver skins around the arsehole and flatten with roller. Then stop dreaming about beavers and arseholes, at your age it's not good for you, neither is golf, come on server and let me give you a lesson in skill, by the time you get there the rhubarb should be ready

Newspapers??, you got me thinking, must be twenty years at least since I bought one, even fish and chips are in cartons now, does anyone still buy these??

Yep I was born fifties, with Grandparents two wars and depession and parents one war, all worked their socks off to get their children out of poverty, now our governments tax us to give everyone but our own our money, fu politicians people are waking up to you. Anyway as usual we stray into boring politics, at the moment I'm a bit worried that Angu5 has stopped dreaming about gators and now dreams of sheep, so no distractions, I'm knitting GG a jumper to keep him happy, she can pull the wool over his eyes lol!

OMG Angu5 with sheep, now Beer with cows ? do you guys over there have an animal fixation (if you get my drift ) ? Wales actually make one of the best whiskies I've tasted, we have a gin craze happening over here with micro distillers. Never been a gin person myself, rum still comes first, and the darker the better, not those girly light rums. Best ever was Black Heart, can't get it here now, I think it was from New Zealand, but if anyone knows a source I'd be grateful.

Now I don't often read the news but waking up early and being very bored gave it a glance, wtf is happening now ? The US imposing tariffs on steel, hell the doctors have just put a ton in my left leg, now I'm worried if I can afford steel, I might have to look at alternatives (oak ?). I might change my name to Long John Silver ( google that one kiddies). Worse still a counter tariffs on Harleys and bourbon, ffs, now anyone reading these columns already know my opinions on Harleys, but bourbon ?, I'm heartbroken, I was just about to buy a case after seeing the effects on a fellow idiot Angu5, seems to be just what I'm after, look what it's done to him. But worst of all is the Canadian lady ( it is a lady isn't it?) being bitchy about the US, is war looming across the borders, cos here in the UK we won't know which of our allies to side with? So my advice is to start bribing us now, please send me a case of bourbon and maple syrup and we-ll get the ball rolling The world is mad but I'm ok because some idiot made me an idiot!

Yep back to dwarves and midgets.

I'm beginning to get the idea the 'split' wasn't smooth ?? Man wakes up in the morning and looks across the bed and his wifes face is ravaged, with two black eyes What happened to you he says? This is the result of ten cans of beer, she replies That's funny, he said, I had ten cans last night and I'm ok ???

That explains a lot

Hey GG can you tell me the brand of booze Angu5 drinks?? gotta try me a case of that seems to work real well. Sheep ?? wtf I was rolling around laughing, don't let him loose with those guns before he knows what he's aiming at.

I think Microsoft would make a fortune if they produced a simple, stable platform without all the whistles and bells they seem to assume we need. Keeps lots of people in work I presume, but look how complicated it was to start in safe mode, oh for the good old days of dos

switch off, then when restarting hold down either shift or f8,, then find programme in usual way, it will look weird but will work

You rent animals ??? what a good idea saves feeding them in the snow, some clever people out there, what other animals are for rent???

Thats right run in safe mode better, but you definitely have something nasty and yahoo looks suspicious do you have a bt yahoo email address as they recently went to someone else who wanted to access the far end of a fart. Seems to me that there are a lot of problems with windows 10, glad I sticked to 7, but even there everyone wants you to use their browser, google and even now avast, why I ask??? If you find solution let us know.

Used them for years no problem, and together work great, just click off what you don't want and occasionally be careful not to load Google software, if you ain't pissed it's easy.

I use firefox no problems, install and use regularly superantispyware free edition and spywareblaster to stay malware free.

Is there anyone or anything that isn't a minority, oversensitive, unwilling to laugh at themselves left in this world now? I didn't, nor ever would watch britains got talent or other similar shit but my wife showed me the guy that won and hats off to him. A crippled guy who couldn't speak and made fun of his situation and won the hearts of the people. No oversensitive words, no political correctness, no jihads etc etc only downside might be as he won a lot of money they will stop his benefits

I think when Athena says they want them in the summer for the kids she forgot to say she wants them at Christmas for the dinner

Yea peacocks might look nice, but if you like sleep forget it, only cure I ever found came in .22 calibre.

We don't call them roosters here we call them cocks ( short of course for cockerel), I think all real men should have a cock. When I was younger I owned a large lively cock, but I lost him when I got married,. I always asked girls in nightclubs the chat up line 'how do you like your eggs in a morning' , unfortunately all said unfertilised. I would love to have my big cock back, but nowadays chasing him round the yard would make me stiff. A lot of men crow about their cocks, I never did, I kept my cock covered up and healthy. It's a pity you can't expose your cock to your neighbours, mine don't seem to mind.

'I see we have 1 rooster he has to go back, not allowed where I live' Too much competition ???