RobMc

KK listen, can you hear it?, the sound of every male idiot vomiting? bless you gals

ssssssh sob, she'll be asleep, shagged out after watching the wedding, dreaming about plots and intrigue, it's a woman thing.

If it cost 32 million and you enjoyed it Angelz my dear it was worth it ffs 32 million did we pay for that?

Hmmm? to clarify it is a play on words some appear puzzled, wear the fox hat _ where the f...s that, and Darlington is in County Durham not Derbyshire

Isn't it strange how people base impressions on looks? Camilla by all accounts is quite intelligent, good company and Charles definitely loves her. Yet the world dotes on Diana because of her looks, she was not very clever, and had very dubious companions, all forgotten because of her looks, people are mad? I too sometimes find that being gorgeous is more trouble than it's worth

You old romantic

Prince Charles is opening a new charity shop in Darlington, wandering round everyone is staring at him. Finally one young girl plucks up the courage to ask what he has on his head. Oh that, replies Charles, well at breakfast this morning papa asked what I was doing today, I told him I was opening a charity shop in Darlington. Darlington he replied, wear the fox hat !

If only the rest of the world knew the truth about our Royal family (our Queen and husband excepted) not the spin around them, they might think differently. Not that they are any different from any other family, but they are far from the image portrayed. This is just a cheap way of filling tv time (like sport), no one I know is in the least bit interested.

Yawn !

The easiest money I ever earned was my time in the Middle East touring towns as a clairvoyant. After prayers on a Friday I used to get the people gathered round me and I'd start my routine. 'Is there anybody there?' I used to say I can see something in the mist It's coming through now I see something It's a letter It's the letter M Is anyone here called Mohammed?

I love Frenchi's patriotism, but the reason English people currently want to live in France is because property is so cheap, that said it's a lovely country with funny menus and the absolute refusal to speak, sing or acknowledge English

Welcome son, hope you improve now you're an idiot lol

A dwarf wins the lottery and has always wanted to own a racehorse, so he contacts a trainer and arranges to view a filly. He turns up at the trainers yard and is shown the horse :_ ' Cud I look at her eerths' asks the dwarf, so the trainer picks him up to show him the ears, nice eerths said the dwarf Cud I look at her eyths, said the dwarf, so the trainer picks him up to show him the eyes, nice eyths said the dwarf Cud I look at her teef said the dwarf, so the by now pissed off trainer lifts the dwarf up to see the teeth, nice teef said the dwarf Cud I see her twot, said the dwarf, the trainer picks him up and thrusts him right up the horses vagina, leaves him there 30 seconds and pulls him out The dwarf shakes his head, I fink I'd better wephrase that, cud I see her wun awound?

My old collie was the most faithful companion ever, and wouldn't hurt a fly, used to follow me everywhere. One day it followed me into the bathroom and lay down by me as I snoozed in the hot water. I completely forgot he was there and when I stepped out of the bath accidentally stepped on his tail as he was dozing. In a reflex action he jumped up and bit me on the dick. Broke all his teeth!

I've cashed three in, worked for lots of people so all small, taxman takes a large cut.

In my humble opinion skipping maps is wrong purely because the choice of map then becomes someones personal preference, regardless of how many voted. If you don't like it leave, don't throw your dummy out of the pram until you get your own way. The reason most people don't vote may just be that they are happy to continue. You will never please everyone so why try? To me as long as there is a good mix of map types there should be no cause for complaint. FU is probably the way to go when someone wants to skip, we have lots of servers, try them you might like them? I do notice that a lot of people stick to one format and never play anything else, fair enough, but I'm sure they'd enjoy other servers. There is a certain Norwegian lady who plays them all, and as far as I can tell enjoys them all. Just because she is good at one doesn't stop her trying others, a great pity more don't do that. I do notice that, quite naturally, the people who only play one format become quite possessive and forget it is not only for them So skipping maps _ FU

It has just come to my attention that one of our royal family is marrying a yank, and to make it worse she's from California, diluting our German strain even further. I envisage the following for our future royals :_ Officially marked royal 'bongs' Surfing in Hyde park Dedicated royal psychiatrists Pressing parliament to drive on the wrong side of the road Starting a 'royal' chapter with local bikers Cricket out baseball in Real football now football by men in armour Tacos replacing Sunday roasts Palaces sold as film sets I find this very worrying, our country will never recover

OMG after terrific pain in my eye thursday night I was forced to visit the emergency eye clinic, 25 miles away and a nightmare for me to get to (ambulances). I had to wait 5 hours to be seen which is average and it turns out I have scleritis and uveitis, they have given me steroid eye drops which I'm not happy about. However (and I suspected this) I have to limit my exposure time to computer screens, regardless of filters, just my luck when I'd planned to return to cod2 this weekend, wait for me boys. Morale of the story is don't ignore eye pain, get it checked out.

Deer admons, I luv crap maps cos all the good players leeve and I get good scores, canne we have more please? luv u Rob

No kickstart ?

Yea just googled them and best option seems to be safety glasses which are only about ten quid, I'll try them.

Last eye test I asked about glasses for computer I don't need them for reading and they said I didn't need them? hmmm? Mordblacks suggestion sounds good might try that. I suffer with conjunctivitus too SOB, it is of interest that Roman soldiers stationed on the wall, who had never previously suffered, are documented as having bad conjunctivitus. So it may be a regional thing that we can't escape? It's a pain in the arse.

I have been having trouble with my left eye lately and it seems to happen after playing, it is a sharp pain and wakes me at night. I experimented and if I don't play it goes away. Now obviously this is no good and it may just be old age, but before going to doctor (not easy) I wondered if anyone else suffers and if they had a solution, I wear glasses for long vision, but not for computer.

ouch!