RobMc

Threw mine away too the day I retired, now no worries, it gets light then it gets dark, never missed it, meant to do without a phone too but amazed it is harder to live without, still need it but have a non smartphone. ps also stopped watching the news, cheered me up a lot, you still can't avoid it altogether though unfortunately

Happy birthday, hope it's great

Do some people really believe his head exploded in front of millions? of course it,s fake news.

At last I,m home, my house is now my hospital complete with real hospital bed, living downstairs and guess what my computer is upstairs. Will be a couple of weeks before I resume hostilities, missed you all a lot, hate typing on these tablets, will send pictures and more details when I settle down, not for the squeamish though, back soon.

Hello my friends sorry for the gap in replying to you all both here and by e mail, due to my limited skills with tablet and android, although I,be swallowed enough tablets. Great news for me, they,be saved my leg, it looks awful, but so do I. Had many ops and skin grafts etc but yesterday with help I stood up, so not too long before I,m back, you might help with my recovery by letting me win, thanks to you all for your support.

Update after 4 cancellations looks like op will go ahead tomorrow, I,m quite enjoying these pretty young girls washing me and rubbing my backside, now been lying on back in one position 21 days looking forward to getting back to you all

Great to hear

Brilliant ty

Fantastic news consultant thinks he can save leg morphine pump here I come

Thanks to all you idiots for your support as I lie here on my back for the 10th day without moving, the hardest part. Johnny friends say bike will be written off. One true funny part, as well as stitching things into my jugular etc etc they installed a morphine pump controlled by me, it let's you pump it in yourself when needed, but will not let you overdose. So they told me one or two presses and see what happens, now what would a real idiot do? So I pressed it 20 times and waited.nothing seemed to happen. Then I realised I was in heaven looking down on the ward with angels singing - now only 2 presses.

Do a bit more, left leg completely shattered just like an explosion, will find out next week if Ilose it or not, lying on my back in one position for 9 days now and 7 to go before decision which operation.. Typing on a phone lying on your back is hard so will tell you what happened in bits, all our biker members keep going, I,ll be back if I can, but months of recovery ahead hope to be back killing you son.

Hi my friends, almost got killed last Thursday 1015 but still here doped up on morphine and probably have to do this in bits, my first serious accident in 45 years of non gentle riding at times, the speed and my complete innocence have left me literally shattered. Took my new BMW of 2 weeks out for a ride in Scotland, half an hour out 4 Malaysians in a hired car pulled straight out in front of me, they have since disappeared back to Malaysia.. Hit them at 60 mph, taking me a lot of effort to do this lying on my back more later

Happy birthday

Hi got this logging on, just happened this morning, if I go back to the page I'm logged on ok, anyone come across this before?? get it signing out too. Server Error in '/' Application. Runtime Error Description: An exception occurred while processing your request. Additionally, another exception occurred while executing the custom error page for the first exception. The request has been terminated.

He said popular ????????

Happy Birthday to a lovely lady (and a great player), hope Monika sends you a card, (instead of a bullet)

Can't stand that man, never could, he's as bent as a bottle of crisps.

Is this the sensitive side of your nature coming out?? are you going to be gentle in game?? fu Crusher 2, kill you later when my eye gets better.

Thats a nice picture of you holding hands, or was the rice burner towing the Harley home lol ?

Wow thanks Sonovabich, without this post I would never have learned who I was descended from, apparently 300,000 years ago my great, great x 100 grandad was on holiday in Jebel Irhoud in Morocco with my Grandma, must have been some wild weekend cos look what popped up only 300,000 years later, lil ol me! They moved to Europe around 50,000 years ago when the local working mens club closed due to lack of water to brew beer, and our family have never looked back, mainly due to a genetic defect affecting our neck muscles. Famous members of our family have included legionnaires (disease), pirates, queens (aka drag acts), murderers, felons, arsonists and con men, however we have had someone truly evil, a politician, but no one speaks of him. Recently I thought of carbon dating some of the wifes yorkshire puddings but common sense prevailed and I fed them to the dog, are there any good vets in Darlington ??

I've posted this one before but it's stiil good - 'my wife has a sea shell tattoed on her inner thigh, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea '

Solution - get the North Korean Buddhist cheat only $9.99, don't return as a soldier, respawn as a wasp or a cricket, crawl up Spins trouser leg and bite his 'thingy', next time Beers throws a knife at you sting the f...r to death, for the pacifists for only an extra £10, the pacifist butterfly mod is available as an add on, float around the map looking pretty and killing no one, just like Ghostlupus who is testing the mod for me.

Yes lovely lady, put that dress on but don't get drunk in it

Welcome marathon man, next time you see me - run!

Well done and welcome