RobMc

It's been a long time since anyone was mad enough to date me

This is getting to be the politics column lol. Firstly we do not have any common interests, we were conned into joining a common market, then conned again into a federal Europe which we hated. Do not take this as racist but we think of Europe as a nice place to visit, but an awful place to live, and worse for years we paid most of the bill. The average European mentality is not that of the UK, and despite the rubbish coming from the SNP I don't think it is in Scotland either. For an awful long time the people wanted out but our politicians kept us in, but apparently democratic votes do not count either in the UK or in Scotland (who voted to stay in UK). Good luck in the future with your ultra socialist policies, open borders, non elected rulers, 24 languages and building the infrastructure using your money in the poorer countries who will probably leave too, there's no fool like an old fool. Despite being an entity and a power for many years there is no defense force, no central rules and policies, no allegiance other than your own country and 24 languages who refuse to speak in one, however the lawmakers spew out crazy laws and rules which are not obeyed nor enforced so are useless. Good Luck, you'll need it.

Was that pun intentional ?

Our meat does not give brain disorders, you only have to look at Painkiller, Shiny Absol, Sgt Chris, Baldie and ........ Oh? hold on ?

6 days bye bye, won't be back and our fault we were fooled into it despite never joining it thanks to corrupt politicians, not giving us a vote to join.

Yes we have lots of good male nurses too, are there no male nurses in France? In my experience male nurses are excellent, very professional. But the hairy triangles are far better in the female changing area, oh I get it now, in France you have mixed genders, we're sticking to male and female now we're out of Europe.

Non, c'est vrai

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No Moooo

joyeux anniversaire mon petit ami cochon rose

Face like a bulldog sucking a wasp, tiny dick, breath of a sick dog and foot odour like a ripened cheese. Absolutely irresistible to females Wallet the size of a house They love cheese

Shiny's not speaking to me at the moment but she's coming round slowly. However the Queen has asked me to keep an eye on her rebellious subjects and I am only too glad to do so. Only the other day I visited two dogging spots, a girls school and hung around a beauty parlour while the bikini waxing was in progress, Rob will not be deflected from his patriotic duty, and tomorrow armed with my new binoculars I intend to watch the local hospitals nurses changing room in case there are covid misdemeanours. Be assured, as soon as it's warm enough for nude sunbathing again Rob will be out on patrol. Yes the Empire is safe in my trenchcoat, I will not expose it to any dangers.

No, I'm uglier

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ffs Santa told me mine was exclusive, the only one in the world ???, but looking at the ribbon on your photo I see what's happened - you got the boy ! Hint - turn it over

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If you are female Rob does a great pimping service, special rates on bed rents and a really cool car to collect your takings, you know you're safe with old Rob, enthusiastic amateurs also welcome. If you're male FU, get a life

Yep, when 'disadvantaged' kids were just cunts, when 'assholes' were assholes and when the parents used to discipline them when you told them they were naughty, they got the cane and if really bad the birch or in our country Borstal and they NEVER (almost) were cunts again. Seems like a fairy story now, but statistics don't lie over time, compare murder rates alone in UK From the Office for National Statistics, we can see that the homicide rate in 2009/10 was 11.2, compared to 6.3 in 1964, close to a doubling, if just short. So our Liberal attitudes are working just fine, unless you're a victim of course. Both my parents smacked me, and as the old one goes the Midwife smacked my father, and I deserved it, however my assigned social worker cares to differ and says that the savage and brutal regime I grew up in (aka a normal loving home) repressed my development as a mass murderer and with the proper counselling I'll be fine. Kill you later

One or two NEVER stop talking, even when others are already talking so you can't understand a word, why say in one word what you can say in ten? I turn the sound off too at times.

Dear Rugger and Pengy, if you have trouble dropping off to sleep I'll send you a video of my gaming too ?

My mules seem very happy

Hey now I may be an idiot but every fckr who's ever had dinner knows Turkeys are a yellow colour and give off steam, don't try pulling the wool over old Robs eyes fckr, besides which I know for a fact they've all been eaten at thanksgiving and our supplies will dwindle in 3 days. So until the next batch from 'Turkey' where they grow, don't try palming your horrible dirty looking pigeons off as edible.

I know that silly, they are at the side of the street otherwise cars would hit them, I'm not an idiot ? You look like you have big pigeons in the USA so you need big trees, if you go to Canada they have plenty to spare. 25 miles before the next trees eh?, plant now and save the world, hug a tree and let it know you love it, be at one with nature, like Rob, ignore the neighbours screams and police sirens as you walk the streets naked, just as nature intended, I'm doing my bit what about you?

wtf ? most streets have trees ?