TurTleSauCe

I'm Rob and I'm quite shy, I get nervous typing, I'm not gay and love fluffy rabbits,people abuse me in these forums, it's lovely. I hope we get to play together sometimes, I'm a pushover, every fckr beats me. Thank you for reading this and stay clear of that Jointz, I'm sure he's just pretending to be a carpenter, got to go Mummy's calling, do you want a poem?

A cat and a rooster - lifelong friends - are walking through the forest and starting to get hungry. Eventually they come to a stream and notice some food on the other side. While the stream isn't very wide, it is fast moving, and there is no easy way to cross.
The rooster is so hungry at this point that he decides he's going to try and jump the stream. He struts back, turns, then runs towards the stream flapping his wings for all he's worth. He jumps, flutters wildly, and just makes it to the other side. It is ugly and a little scary, but the rooster is now free to happily chow down.
"Come on, cat! It's an easy jump and there's plenty of food over here!" The rooster calls to his friend.
So the cat, a little nervous due to his natural dislike of water, figures if the rooster can do it, he can do it too. The cat takes a few steps back and makes a running leap - landing smack in the middle of the stream, where he's swept away splashing and sputtering.
The moral of the story? Behind every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy.
 

Rotation #78   23 maps by Turtlesauce & ShadyBrady   put in rotation 06/24/22 by Pengy
map mp_bo2frost map mp_stalingrad2 map mp_fart_house_v2 map mp_oldschool map mp_slums map mp_beltot map mp_crash3 map mp_vukovar_n map mp_highrise map mp_borisbeta map mp_burgundy_bulls map mp_garena map mp_m_town map mp_tigertown_v2 map mp_backlot_2 map mp_insurgency map mp_4nuketown map mp_qmx_matmata map mp_convoy map mp_atp map mp_gridiron map mp_school map mp_aosta_valley 
 
Server restarted @ 10:47 p.m. EDT by Pengy
Enjoy!
 
mp_bo2frost mp_stalingrad2 mp_fart_house_v2 mp_oldschool mp_slums mp_beltot mp_crash3 mp_vukovar_n mp_highrise mp_borisbeta mp_burgundy_bulls mp_garena mp_m_town mp_tigertown_v2 mp_backlot_2 mp_insurgency mp_4nuketown mp_qmx_matmata mp_convoy mp_atp   mp_gridiron mp_school mp_aosta_valley

Happy B-day

I blew up so many damn speakers jamming this shit.
 
 

The Rats maps are frekin awesome

The Rats maps are frekin awesome

K3 with High Jump and Low Grav and Rats Maps is an awesome combo!

i can't realy wrap my head around what you just said. You realy think this is an act set in motion to change the gun laws in america?

i can't realy wrap my head around what you just said. You realy think this is an act set in motion to change the gun laws in america?

i can't realy wrap my head around what you just said. You realy think this is an act set in motion to change the gun laws in america?

i can't realy wrap my head around what you just said. You realy think this is an act set in motion to change the gun laws in america?

another  kick at the can of disarming the people so  the devil's working on killing second amendment.
sorry for the losses of those sheep's (in the eye's of the deed)
money, power and greed at work here 
fake news ? pete tell this to the poppet masters who organized this 

What is wrong with this world? My heart sinks to the thought that this is even possible. I can’t imagine the awful pain and despair these families are experiencing tonight and will for what will seem forever.
If you have children or grandchildren, please hold them a little longer tonight, and pray for those who can not.

For non Canadian’s if you ever decide to visit Canada don’t forget to try our Ketchup flavoured Doritos! I think they’re great. 

Therapist/Team manager at a rehabilitation center and Amateur brewer with my brother in law

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday.
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is that ur status update?

https://youtube.com/shorts/FcJ9Pg0Y9kg?feature=share

is that ur status update?

Fucking TurtleDick.  No one wants to play 20 campy ass maps in a row ya dirty rotten campy mofo. lol