Joe Canadian

My wife yelling at Joe Jr. to empty the dishwasher

Wow,  with that PC you can easily obliterate the Taliban, and ISIS, congrats

21 hours ago, TBB said:

Don't forget to plug it

Moose power yo bitch haha

21 hours ago, TBB said:

Don't forget to plug it

Great advice, hopefully  that @BUDMAN  jerk is paying attention. He tends to call tech support way too much. 

Mac dude...save your money and get a 32" Samsung monitor, they are great and roughly 75% cheaper lol

Happy bday @Budman, I know, I know, you are not on the list, haha. Just wanted to let eeevveryybody know, that you were the only XI member who did not wish ME a happy bday on March the 1st, you classless bitch   Wire me $100 and ill forget the whole thing you rich slut haha

Get well soon buddy

thank you folks

Gabriela Alessandra, 15 years old, extreme idiot by definition. She speaks 4 languages, (we speak 5 at home) and  is 25 times worse  than his weird Dad.  She knows Mac Daddy and Pain, because she would sit right next to me and laugh really hard every time I blew up or knifed the suckers.  That went on for years.

My wife is Brazilian (of the difficult kind) but somehow, Gabi managed to make the brazilian curling team and go to the youth olympics somewhere in Switzerland.  She did not win gold but was chosen as the most photogenic   athlete of the games not by me or the press,  but rather by the swiss fans of her who would line up after every game to get her autograph that eventually got locked at 50 max, in order not to delay the brazilian bus.  This is all for you, my brothers, Dada, Mac, Johnny and the others. Its in our genes.

2 hours ago, Painsponge said:

A rough start for this new year. I did not have the pleasure of knowing and playing with Johnny Dos. I do know he spent a lot of time helping others here at >XI<. Every time I would visit the site I would see his name all over the place. My deepest sympathy to all who knew and loved him. Rest in peace brother.

Pain, you might be an ass but i admire your kind hearth, 

On 1/18/2020 at 6:52 PM, Cpt.TennealXI said:

Hey folks..John passed peacefully this evening surrounded by family. He was comforted by everyone's kind words and prayers during his final days.

To say I am devastated would be an extreme understatement.I  worked with and knew John well for 23 years,and in that time I can say that he was one of the funniest fuckers I ever met. Also one of the most generous,kindhearted souls who would gladly give the shirt off his back to complete strangers.

He was my friend,clanmate and brother. 

I would like to personally thank each of you for your thoughts and prayers through this. John's wife Charlene and his sons Kevin and Marc and the rest of the family thank you all for your support knowing how much we all meant to John.

 

Our team has lost another legend,but know that he was his same good natured,good humoured self to the end.

Rest well and be proud that you were a big part of XI brother,Love you..lñm

Cpt...i'm Speechless , don't know what to say other than we are all family and we love each other.  

On 7/15/2019 at 6:07 PM, AyaqGuyaq said:

Hey buddy, here's a "visual" for you . . .

Imagine a young, cow moose running through the beach crowd and dragging you behind because you're still "attached" to her . . . you know, how like our canine companions get "attached" for a bit . . .

(Yoda):  "Hmm?"

Hmm?

Lol!

Ayaq

 

Got the wrong guy, Moose and large animals, with big dicks, contact @TBB, that whore  has a wealth or experience lol

On 7/15/2019 at 7:06 PM, BUDMAN said:

@Joe Canadian Damn look at who woke up...

Better, late than never, your perverted beecchhh lol

Best of lucks Johnny, keep us posted!

4 hours ago, FUNky said:

Oops you are missing a finger....are you human? lol

14 hours ago, Roxy! said:

Hush silly it’s in all my nails and it’s a new style ... obviously u know nothing

Roxy you don't need the SLI adapter , I guess it came with the motherboard. Intel 7 8th generation is awesome, go for it. As per your nails haha don't listen to Chileno, they look great ...you are probably sending a subliminal message,    Message for Chile:  Oiga Chiilenito no me espantei a la polola  po, que para mi se ve millones de veces mejor que esta perlita a quien le sobro la pintura po, jaja, un abrazo  

15 hours ago, BUDMAN said:

!FU RobMc  .....LOL

Nice bio RobMc,  but it's incomplete unless you add all those perversions Budman has, like going to the beach  wearing  nothing but a thick Italian overcoat and sandals with winter socks and exposing himself in public....there has been several sightings but Budman , da beecchhhh, gets away all the time. FU Budman lol

On 5/2/2019 at 6:59 PM, Damage_inc- said:

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"Superhot Puree" says it all with this one. Your tastebuds will tingl before touching the sauce. The first five ingredients are some of the hottest peppers in the world, complimented by the sweet and savory sun dried tomatoes and garlic. The sauce will hit you at the tip of the tongue, flow around your mouth and settle into a burning warmth in your chest. Enjoy! 

Ingredients: Red  7 Pot Primo pepper mash (Red 7 Pot Primo Peppers and Vinegar), Reaper Pepper Mash (Reaper Peppers, Vinegar), Trinidad Scorpion Pepper Mash(Trinidad Scorpion Pepper, Salt), Jolokia Pepper Mash (Bhut Jolokia Peppers, Salt) Apple Cider Vinegar, Sun-dried Tomatoes, Garlic, Cumin, Himalayan Pink Salt

There's a huge misconception about the true meaning of the word "hot sauce". In South America, hot peppers are used like "condiments" in order to give some specific dishes, depending on the region, a particular flavour. There are at least 150 -or more- different varieties of peppers, and they are all similar yet different in hotness and flavour. A cook can always adjust the "heatness" of a specific dish in most cases, but if the flavour sucks, you will always find a bottle of extremely hot sauce on the table, depending of how cheap and reliable the restaurant is,  that you would use to numb your tastebuds before eating :-) funny but true 

On 5/2/2019 at 8:59 AM, Timmah! said:

"...straight from the balls of satan... testicles!..."

Do you mean Satan's sperm? 

On 4/12/2019 at 5:43 AM, BUDMAN said:

It's beween his ears...

Shit, i've spent several years looking at the skies above me at night trying to find black holes, but i have only been able to find terrestrial ass holes such as you Budman @TBB, and other extremely miserable people, I am jealous!!

23 hours ago, Bosun said:

@ VHS2 are you a French speaker? If not, how did you find communication etc there? Quebec is on my "to do" list but we did not have enough time after the XI Fest in Niagara Falls.

I would not be so worried about the language, there are plenty of beautiful quebecoise women who are more than willing to practice their English, Trust me on this one; ) pas vrai, Athena? 

On 2/24/2019 at 12:08 PM, Painsponge said:

Geez, I did not expect to visit the site and read this sad news. I knew Mac had a tough time and that he'd been fighting back for a long time now. I'm so sorry to learn he is gone. My deepest sympathy to Mac's family and all who loved him. He will be greatly missed here by his >XI< family. Rest in peace big guy, the fight is over and you can truly be in peace now.

Pain, I am impressed, best post ever. I didn't know you could be this articulate haha. We all loved Mac

On 2/24/2019 at 7:21 AM, Hoth said:

RIP Mac..     I always got a chuckle when I heard the cry of ~Camper~ from the King of campers on a spawn area. Mac was a great guy and will be missed. He was a constant on the dm, tdm servers from the game that started it all here. 

Mac and Rat Camper on ace, were probably twin brothers....they would kill me 25 times but I would eventually find them, throw a nade and just wait for them to swear at me. Priceless....

MacDaddy>XI< , as much as we "hated" each other when we played  because you would shoot me in the back and I would look for you, eventually find you  and throw you a nade or two, Spanky's style, I will miss you dearly. I loved it when you would tell me "fuck Joe", "fucking Canadian bitch" and other kind words because you would get sincerely pissed, and that my friend was a privilege.  Rest in peace Mac, god bless you and your family. 

54 minutes ago, Painsponge said:

Thanks Loader, I have not forgotten about Mac's battle. I will keep him in my thoughts and ask the lord for a small favor as well. Speedy recovery Mac, we miss picking on you buddy!

Indeed Pain, we might be idiots and *ass at times, but at the end we are all friends. I was going to say "brothers" but i threw up a little bit in my mouth when I remembered what a classless bitch you are when we play. Haha jk....hmmm not really