007andahalf Posted November 10, 2010 Member ID: 1142 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 96 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 747 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 7, 2024 Birthday: 11/21/1964 Posted November 10, 2010 A woman brought a verylimp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her peton the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I amsure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How canyou be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma orsomething."The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.He returneda few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. Asthe duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hindlegs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffedthe duck from top to bottom. He thenlooked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. Afew minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on thetable and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat satback on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of theroom. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but asI said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill,which he handed to the woman. The duck'sowner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck isdead!" The vetshrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the billwould have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan,it'snow $150." Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted November 10, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted November 10, 2010 lmao Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted November 10, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17628 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42738 Achievement Points: 152587 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 693 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 10, 2010 now that was good.....LMAO Awards
JohnnyDos Posted November 10, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted November 10, 2010 NO! That Was Fucking Great!
Caper Posted November 10, 2010 Member ID: 102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 201 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1776 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 10986 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2014 Birthday: 05/06/1969 Posted November 10, 2010 Who the FUCK killed my Duck ?????????? I want names.............. got to go my beer just arrived.
Blackbart Posted November 11, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted November 11, 2010 LOL...Good 1... Awards
Bazza Posted November 11, 2010 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1089 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 394 Achievement Points: 6730 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 10 Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Posted November 11, 2010 LMFAO, THAT WAS AWESOME Awards
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