WolfTiS Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted January 10, 2011 A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker A shot of Baileys A shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue. Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue ........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits... At two seconds the Baileys curdles...At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits.....At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.....This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge." Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17539 Content Per Day: 3.13 Reputation: 42643 Achievement Points: 151907 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted January 10, 2011 lol.bitch Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Posted January 10, 2011 HAHAHAHA THATS GROSSS !!!!!! Awards
WolfTiS Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Author Posted January 10, 2011 PrPleKusH HAHAHAHA THATS GROSSS !!!!!! That is probably what women thik most of the time with us... Awards
TBB Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20338 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22433 Achievement Points: 147095 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 10, 2011 lmao Awards
kswift420 Posted January 11, 2011 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Posted January 11, 2011 sounds right!
kilroy45xi Posted January 11, 2011 Member ID: 105 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 603 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 3524 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Posted January 11, 2011 Bummer for him ....Mal begs ta suck me dry....LOL
LilAcorn Posted January 11, 2011 Member ID: 1818 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 61 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1052 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 564 Achievement Points: 14380 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16 Birthday: 06/12/1975 Device: Windows Posted January 11, 2011 yeah this is the way of saying not all women likes to eat the white goo.... Awards
SGTDANKO Posted January 11, 2011 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Posted January 11, 2011 killroy45xi Bummer for him ....Mal begs ta suck me dry....LOL lmao lucky man lmao
Masterlixx Posted January 11, 2011 Member ID: 285 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 290 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 20 Achievement Points: 2204 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Birthday: 11/04/1965 Device: Windows Posted January 11, 2011 Some women like it though!!! Awards
NickTheGrip Posted January 11, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted January 11, 2011 funny as hell Awards
Toothpick Posted January 11, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted January 11, 2011 lol
Malificent Posted January 12, 2011 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Posted January 12, 2011 Hey, I'm gonna make Killroy to like 1000 of em...just to try and catch up to me!!!!!! After all, isn't that fair? Not that I constantly gag on it...sometimes it can be nasty...but most of the time, he has some fine tasting semen.
WolfTiS Posted January 12, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Author Posted January 12, 2011 Sounds fair to me Mal... Awards
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