WiZiD Posted February 15, 2011 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted February 15, 2011 A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? "The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription Awards
BUDMAN Posted February 15, 2011 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7117 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4657 Achievement Points: 60643 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted February 15, 2011 nice 1 Awards
Bazza Posted February 15, 2011 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1089 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 394 Achievement Points: 6728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 12:27 AM Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Posted February 15, 2011 very good. even my wife's weird warped noneatall soh liked that one Awards
Toothpick Posted February 15, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted February 15, 2011 rofl
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