3rdCdnInfty Posted May 28, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted May 28, 2011 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters. 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free" 20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted May 29, 2011 LMFAO.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 GorillaXI lmao haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
sabreeyes Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1642 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 72 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 900 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 241 Achievement Points: 6952 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3, 2016 Birthday: 07/30/1958 Share Posted May 29, 2011 good ones I did the yelling one one time when the guy had direah, freak him out and left real fast, he didnt say a word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 271 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18281 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20343 Achievement Points: 133951 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 273 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 6 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 29, 2011 funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9156 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24335 Achievement Points: 94322 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 316 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 27 Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted May 29, 2011 lmao!! Those are great!! I'll have to try a couple at work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PnBear Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted May 29, 2011 peek a boo ...................lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Noears711XI Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted May 29, 2011 LMAO some these are to funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.15 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 29, 2011 Them are funny and I need to shit so I will try a few out here. See if I can wake my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareXI Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 68 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 62 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2709 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 132 Achievement Points: 14854 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 20, 2022 Birthday: 04/13/1969 Share Posted May 29, 2011 hxtr Them are funny and I need to shit so I will try a few out here. See if I can wake my wife. do whatever you want.... hope you wont wake me here in germany LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
chris4874 Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 2491 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 37 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 354 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 2140 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/11/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 04/20/1961 Share Posted May 29, 2011 you missed one "that sure smelt better going down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 chris4874 you missed one "that sure smelt better going down" lol haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bushape Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Fucking hill-larry-us. Leave a snickers all munched up on the seat. Damn good shit there man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Paperman Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 207 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 18 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 790 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 263 Achievement Points: 5015 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21, 2015 Birthday: 01/18/1966 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Holy Crapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothpick Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted May 29, 2011 roflcopter XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorillaXI Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 GorillaXI bahaha, omg I would like to see what happens next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SCooBY>XI< Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 3233 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 15 Topic Count: 29 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 334 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 40 Achievement Points: 2030 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/23/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 28, 2013 Birthday: 04/09/1967 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Rofl I remember as a kid growing up , we would often fly east to visit our family back east (we lived in Los angeles , most of my parents family lived back on the east coast ) quite a few times us kids would spend the summer break with relatives on the east coast while our parents went back home to work ---I remember some good times watching philly games --the bathroom was always crowded and ripe for wetting toilet paper and throwing it over the stall at some hapless person that decided to take a dump in one of the stalls --the reaction would send us running and laughing knowing pursuit was not much of a threat ---(ever tryed to run while you are laughing , its really hard lol ) another personal favorite was knocking beer cups over from the upper level onto fans down below ... My apologies to any that might have been effected --I was just a kid , being a kid lol Rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 SCooBY Rofl I remember as a kid growing up , we would often fly east to visit our family back east (we lived in Los angeles , most of my parents family lived back on the east coast ) quite a few times us kids would spend the summer break with relatives on the east coast while our parents went back home to work ---I remember some good times watching philly games --the bathroom was always crowded and ripe for wetting toilet paper and throwing it over the stall at some hapless person that decided to take a dump in one of the stalls --the reaction would send us running and laughing knowing pursuit was not much of a threat ---(ever tryed to run while you are laughing , its really hard lol ) another personal favorite was knocking beer cups over from the upper level onto fans down below ... My apologies to any that might have been effected --I was just a kid , being a kid lol Rofl You littel shit that was you! hahaha, that is some funny shit there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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