WolfTiS Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted May 29, 2011 An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides. Awards
Merlin007 Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1138 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8604 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted May 29, 2011 LMFAO!!! Good one Wolf. Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 538 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17606 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42698 Achievement Points: 152400 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted May 29, 2011 good one cuz Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted May 29, 2011 Hahaha omg that's nasty, "Switch sides" hahaha Awards
Half-A-100 Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 600 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 125 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 840 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 01/25/1958 Device: Windows Posted May 31, 2011 Nasty - Funny but Nasty!! Awards
Daretorparn Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 1367 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 65 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 395 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 13, 2013 Birthday: 07/02/1993 Posted May 31, 2011 haha lol, that's some nasty shit XD
LaRSin Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 982 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 9490 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 3760 Achievement Points: 68464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Posted May 31, 2011 that's funny lmfao Awards
Hawkeye56 Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 2279 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 143 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 59 Achievement Points: 1000 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/05/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2015 Birthday: 06/09/1956 Posted May 31, 2011 LOL Where Do you come up with this (shit)
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted May 31, 2011 Hawkeye56 LOL Where Do you come up with this (shit) You don't know, hell he and his wife made up the damn game haha, that anit no joke it reall happen haha Awards
WolfTiS Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Author Posted May 31, 2011 LMAO 3rdCd. That was funny.... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted May 31, 2011 WolfTiS LMAO 3rdCd. That was funny.... hahahah, couldnt help myself, it was too good of a setup. Awards
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