WolfTiS Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted May 29, 2011 An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1077 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8455 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7343 Achievement Points: 75154 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:28 AM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Share Posted May 29, 2011 LMFAO!!! Good one Wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 518 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17138 Content Per Day: 3.24 Reputation: 42153 Achievement Points: 148999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted May 29, 2011 good one cuz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted May 29, 2011 Hahaha omg that's nasty, "Switch sides" hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Half-A-100 Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 600 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 125 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 840 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 6 Birthday: 01/25/1958 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2011 Nasty - Funny but Nasty!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Daretorparn Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 1367 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 65 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 395 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 13, 2013 Birthday: 07/02/1993 Share Posted May 31, 2011 haha lol, that's some nasty shit XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaRSin Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 9063 Content Per Day: 1.68 Reputation: 3580 Achievement Points: 66130 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 40 minutes ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2011 that's funny lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hawkeye56 Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 2279 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 143 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 59 Achievement Points: 1000 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/05/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2015 Birthday: 06/09/1956 Share Posted May 31, 2011 LOL Where Do you come up with this (shit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted May 31, 2011 Hawkeye56 LOL Where Do you come up with this (shit) You don't know, hell he and his wife made up the damn game haha, that anit no joke it reall happen haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Author Share Posted May 31, 2011 LMAO 3rdCd. That was funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted May 31, 2011 WolfTiS LMAO 3rdCd. That was funny.... hahahah, couldnt help myself, it was too good of a setup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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