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You hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.  

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

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Hahahah lmao nice

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Don't care you you are, that's funny right there!

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funny

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Definitely funny! Good one 3rdCDN!

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LoL!!! I love my southern heritage sad part is............nvm.  No its not that bad but when we had the star wars mod...i do recall me saying...may the force be with ya'll. :)  Oh well...lol

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this is just wrong ya yella bellied toad skewer. Its jest wrong talkin bout my kinfolk that way. Gues im gonna hafta sic my gator on yourn dadburned arse! Jest ya wait an see!  LMAO!!!

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Hew wait a dag gum minute dair boy !! I resemble those remarks.... Laughing

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Hew wait a dag gum minute dair boy !! I resemble those remarks.... Laughing

 lmao haha :P

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