WolfTiS Posted June 20, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted June 20, 2011 An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy obeys and says,"99". The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99". Again, the old guy says, '99'." The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WeednFeed Posted June 20, 2011 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2349 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3822 Achievement Points: 24169 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 20, 2011 What is the doctors name, and phone number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted June 20, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Good joke Wolftis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted June 20, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18231 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20280 Achievement Points: 133593 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 20, 2011 What is the doctors name, and phone number? +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 20, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted June 20, 2011 lol yeah good one Wolfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bushape Posted June 20, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Great one Wolf. I had that done once and I looked back and the Dr wasn't even wearing a glove. What a perve. And then like an old joke another Dr came into the room and the first Dr told him to check this out and so the other Dr put on a glove and checked. I asked them if there was a problem and they both said no, we were just making sure. True story. That is sick. I just had to ruin your guy's lunch. But yes that was true. Rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted June 21, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 Weed and TBB I am not going to give my doctors name out to you guys so you can steal her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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