3rdCdnInfty Posted July 15, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted July 15, 2011 The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." "And don't forget that" he replies, "I will always wear the trousers in this family!" The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies, "I can't get into your knickers!" "And you never will if you don't change your attitude." Awards
GorillaXI Posted July 15, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Posted July 15, 2011 LOL, reminds me of me and me ex-wife
Bushape Posted July 15, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted July 15, 2011 Another good one. lmao. Awards
TBB Posted July 15, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20472 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22504 Achievement Points: 147859 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 393 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 15, 2011 Another good one - thanks Awards
Merlin007 Posted July 16, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8583 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7550 Achievement Points: 76575 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 08:08 PM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted July 16, 2011 Another good 1 3rd. LOL Awards
NickTheGrip Posted July 16, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted July 16, 2011 Good one 3rd Awards
hxtr Posted July 16, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 16, 2011 3rdCdnInfty - Laying Down The Ground Rules The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." "And don't forget that" he replies, "I will always wear the trousers in this family!" The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies, "I can't get into your knickers!" "And you never will if you don't change your attitude." is this weird.. i have worn knickers. Great joke 3rd.. only if I got half of it.
Artimus Prime Posted July 16, 2011 Member ID: 645 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 38 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 710 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 312 Achievement Points: 4328 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/26/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 4 Birthday: 04/19/1960 Device: Windows Posted July 16, 2011 hxtr is this weird.. i have worn knickers. Hmmmmmm, Well...this just goes to show that hxtr is a PUSSY!!! HAHA.... Artimus Awards
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