owens Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 1920 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 29 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 77 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 716 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 6, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2011 It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray064 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2958 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 58 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/03/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2012 Birthday: 11/06/1993 Share Posted November 25, 2011 pfffffft hahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PimpedOutPete Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14889 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7829 Achievement Points: 91111 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 24 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted November 25, 2011 Lol great one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14889 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7829 Achievement Points: 91111 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 24 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted November 25, 2011 rayray064 pfffffft hahahahahahaha Ya that signature RayRay is down right creepy dude (lol). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 270 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18259 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20321 Achievement Points: 133800 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 272 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2011 lol - good one - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1077 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8454 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7341 Achievement Points: 75137 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Share Posted November 25, 2011 lol. That was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Syckle Posted November 26, 2011 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 424 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 322 Achievement Points: 5513 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 16 Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted November 26, 2011 good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Exe Posted November 26, 2011 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17118 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 05:46 PM Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Share Posted November 26, 2011 eheh nice one!! ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BattlewolF Posted November 26, 2011 Member ID: 2028 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 10:44 AM Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted November 26, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RD Posted November 26, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Oh hell no! LOL.. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarDragonXI Posted November 26, 2011 Member ID: 257 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 1673 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2023 Birthday: 10/02/1950 Device: Android Share Posted November 26, 2011 good one !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
VANHELSING Posted November 27, 2011 Member ID: 325 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 64 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 248 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 73 Achievement Points: 1965 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 02/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 27, 2011 LOL +1 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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