Merlin007 Posted March 18, 2012 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1074 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8438 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7300 Achievement Points: 74964 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2012 Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!' Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.' He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do youknow how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers! ' They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!' Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.' 3rdCdnInfty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted March 18, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2012 Lmao I think I'm choking now. YUK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 18, 2012 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted March 18, 2012 LMFAO , that's a good one for sure, I am going to have to use that one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted March 18, 2012 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3339 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2597 Achievement Points: 33709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2012 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PrimalFear Posted March 20, 2012 Member ID: 159 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 855 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 93 Achievement Points: 5145 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 9, 2012 Birthday: 09/21/1971 Share Posted March 20, 2012 gross lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted March 20, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18179 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20213 Achievement Points: 133223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 20, 2012 lol - good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Belted Posted March 20, 2012 Member ID: 1620 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 89 Topic Count: 161 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1430 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 928 Achievement Points: 11070 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 27 Birthday: 03/24/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted March 20, 2012 Too funny, lol... Take care... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BattlewolF Posted March 20, 2012 Member ID: 2028 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted March 20, 2012 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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