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Actually he could open the window and see if he can throw a ball to the hole. It would keep him occupied for at least a day trying. :)



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hihi yes Mercy......he can make a Ball-Boy..loooooooooool...



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Heading home from Phoenix finally after 2 1/2 weeks in the road. But lucky my, I get to fly back out to Cali next week for a 3 day job then hopefully back home for a week.



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Yay your fish and Simplemod miss you! LOL You work too much Gorilla, but I guess that is better than no work at all like me.



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Posted (edited)

It is now 3:30 am and I just got home a little while ago from a 15 hour road trip. Cold beer and my fish are all alive.

 

 

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Your fish are still alive! Listen to this fish song



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What kind of cruel joke is this??? It's 104 here today!!!!!!

 

 

I've been enjoying myself on the west coast for 2 1/2 weeks in the upper 70's low 80's and I come home to this crap? I can't wait to get back out on the west coast next week.....



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hey next week will be better yet, Your welcome back ( i think ) lol glad you made it home.



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welcome home for few hours^^^^....



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Gonna be just East of Thousand Oaks Cali tomorrow for the rest of the week at West Lake Village. I hope I can get Ted to put some of his world famous meat in my mouth.



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Well that sounds wonderful I will get a head start and get my meat ready for you, Bud



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whiteboy and oldman, im in sanfran all the time fuckers, lets get a beer :)



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WTF???? So after my flight being canceled, then sitting on standby for 5 hours and the airlines loosing my luggage yesterday, I went to Ted's of Beverly Hills tonight. What a shit hole. The food was way over priced the drinks were watered down and the service sucked. so here is how it went...When I walked up there is a mechanical Jesus handing out drink coupons like parking tickets. The kicker was I was an hour late for the free drink, then I ordered the "Ted", it was a double of Ctp. Morgan and Pepsi with an umbrella, what a joke. But if you pinch the waitresses ass without her knowing Ted gives you the drink for free....WOOO HOOO....

 

The prices are outrageous, but the food is 5 stars. I was going to get the $79 tenderloin, but changed my mind and got the prime rib with lobster tail, melted like butter in my mouth. Now I know why Ted wants to put his meat in everyone's mouth.

 

The lack of service was made up by the quality of the food. But just as I was leaving I overheard him saying to one of his Hispanic employees who dropped a fork that he was going to deport him....You should have seen the look on this guys face. I guess he was a newbie and hadn't experienced Ted's attitude.

 

Ted, thanks for a great meal. Just chill the fuck out with your employee's. I'm surprised you are still the proprietor.

 

Here is what I had....

 

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If you ever get a chance to visit LA, I suggest his place for a fantastic meal, if you don't mind the service and attitude. The quality of the food made it worth wild.

 

Ted is a nice guy if you are on his good side. So if you decide to go there, be polite and know that he is always right and knows everything. You will be good then.

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Ya the food is absolutely the best...I didn't think the prices was to bad When We were there...Ted paid for everything for me and the wife...He even paid for the flight there and had a limo pick us up at the airport... :) :)

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Lucky bastard. But the food was fantastic, and the waitresses were hot!!!!!!!

 

But again Ted, thanks for the free drink and good food.

 

Here is one of the nastiest drinks I've seen. Sprite, lime juice and melon schnapps. But look at the boobs on her.

 

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You you fucking cheap bastard I told to try the Tenderloin it was only $25.00 more, hell I would have comped you for the difference. Secondly Our Signature drink the "TED" you forgot about the slice of mango which we have shipped to us from South America on dry ice.

 

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That stupid retarded dishwasher that drop a fork when you were there spilled a glass of water later on, so I called the I.N.S. he will gone in a couple of days.

 

Gorilla it was really great to see you and that you took time out of your trip to stop by hope you more time on your next visit.

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The bartender forgot the mango. Now I know why you gave it to me for free. But the prime rib was spectacular.

 

You are a gentleman and a scholar Ted. Thanks for taking the time and sitting down with me and drinking a "Ted" The nastiest drink I ever had.

 

Next time I am in LA, I cant wait to come back and try the tenderloin. You better comp me this one, or I wall call the BBB on you.



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Pinch these two next time and I will pick up your tab on your next visit Gorilla.

 

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Where the fuck were they at tonight? I got screwed by Ted putting his meat in my mouth. Damn, I may have to stop off om my way to LAX tomorrow and say hi again.



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why am i horny and why does Ted's meat in my mouth sound so good right now?



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Cause you know you want it HXTR....



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Can't wait to get home and chillax.....

 



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Hxtr, Horny and Teds meat in your mouth might suggest that you might have some issues, maybe then again that's how you roll,,lol



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wow the food looks very good......jam jam jam......But one question???? Why have the girls all so big boobies in america?????? My good....hahahahaa...they have good docs there..looooooooooooooool.....i see the pics and think by me, i hope its not exploring somedays..hehehehehee...



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wow the food looks very good......jam jam jam......But one question???? Why have the girls all so big boobies in america?????? My good....hahahahaa...they have good docs there..looooooooooooooool.....i see the pics and think by me, i hope its not exploring somedays..hehehehehee...

 

Kliene, Well good question, obviously hotness can provide an edge. Being cheerfully attended to by people who might otherwise look right through you is part of the dining experience. Hot waitresses are a commodity that’s fairly cheap, historically effective as a marketing tool and the weaker the economy is the hotter the waitresses needs to be, In flush times, there is a robust market for hotness. Selling everything from condos to premium vodka is enhanced by proximity to pretty ladies with big boobs.

 

Many patrons may prefer competence. Rare indeed is the waitress who is so smoking that customers don’t mind when she drops a glass of Cabernet into their laps except at Teds

 

In more simple terms---> Big Boobs=Profits


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