Mercy Posted June 7, 2012 Member ID: 3081 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 14 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 298 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 103 Achievement Points: 2431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/18/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 30, 2013 Birthday: 03/26/1982 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Actually he could open the window and see if he can throw a ball to the hole. It would keep him occupied for at least a day trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kleinehexe Posted June 7, 2012 Member ID: 107 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 29 Topic Count: 95 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1215 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 8562 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 01:42 PM Birthday: 02/11/1972 Device: Android Share Posted June 7, 2012 hihi yes Mercy......he can make a Ball-Boy..loooooooooool... Mercy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted June 8, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Heading home from Phoenix finally after 2 1/2 weeks in the road. But lucky my, I get to fly back out to Cali next week for a 3 day job then hopefully back home for a week. kleinehexe, simplemod and Mercy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy Posted June 8, 2012 Member ID: 3081 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 14 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 298 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 103 Achievement Points: 2431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/18/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 30, 2013 Birthday: 03/26/1982 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Yay your fish and Simplemod miss you! LOL You work too much Gorilla, but I guess that is better than no work at all like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorillaXI Posted June 9, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 (edited) It is now 3:30 am and I just got home a little while ago from a 15 hour road trip. Cold beer and my fish are all alive. Edited June 9, 2012 by GorillaXI simplemod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted June 9, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Your fish are still alive! Listen to this fish song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorillaXI Posted June 10, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 What kind of cruel joke is this??? It's 104 here today!!!!!! I've been enjoying myself on the west coast for 2 1/2 weeks in the upper 70's low 80's and I come home to this crap? I can't wait to get back out on the west coast next week..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1lost1 Posted June 10, 2012 Member ID: 938 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 602 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 339 Achievement Points: 4774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 31 Birthday: 08/28/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 10, 2012 hey next week will be better yet, Your welcome back ( i think ) lol glad you made it home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
kleinehexe Posted June 10, 2012 Member ID: 107 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 29 Topic Count: 95 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1215 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 8562 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 01:42 PM Birthday: 02/11/1972 Device: Android Share Posted June 10, 2012 welcome home for few hours^^^^.... GorillaXI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted June 11, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 Gonna be just East of Thousand Oaks Cali tomorrow for the rest of the week at West Lake Village. I hope I can get Ted to put some of his world famous meat in my mouth. Blackbart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsofBeverlyHills Posted June 12, 2012 Member ID: 255 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 24 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1809 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 2091 Achievement Points: 15969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 14 Birthday: 12/17/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 12, 2012 Well that sounds wonderful I will get a head start and get my meat ready for you, Bud GorillaXI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bobbarker Posted June 12, 2012 Member ID: 689 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2030 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1533 Achievement Points: 13317 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/22/1965 Device: iPhone Share Posted June 12, 2012 whiteboy and oldman, im in sanfran all the time fuckers, lets get a beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) WTF???? So after my flight being canceled, then sitting on standby for 5 hours and the airlines loosing my luggage yesterday, I went to Ted's of Beverly Hills tonight. What a shit hole. The food was way over priced the drinks were watered down and the service sucked. so here is how it went...When I walked up there is a mechanical Jesus handing out drink coupons like parking tickets. The kicker was I was an hour late for the free drink, then I ordered the "Ted", it was a double of Ctp. Morgan and Pepsi with an umbrella, what a joke. But if you pinch the waitresses ass without her knowing Ted gives you the drink for free....WOOO HOOO.... The prices are outrageous, but the food is 5 stars. I was going to get the $79 tenderloin, but changed my mind and got the prime rib with lobster tail, melted like butter in my mouth. Now I know why Ted wants to put his meat in everyone's mouth. The lack of service was made up by the quality of the food. But just as I was leaving I overheard him saying to one of his Hispanic employees who dropped a fork that he was going to deport him....You should have seen the look on this guys face. I guess he was a newbie and hadn't experienced Ted's attitude. Ted, thanks for a great meal. Just chill the fuck out with your employee's. I'm surprised you are still the proprietor. Here is what I had.... If you ever get a chance to visit LA, I suggest his place for a fantastic meal, if you don't mind the service and attitude. The quality of the food made it worth wild. Ted is a nice guy if you are on his good side. So if you decide to go there, be polite and know that he is always right and knows everything. You will be good then. Edited June 14, 2012 by GorillaXI TedsofBeverlyHills and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Ya the food is absolutely the best...I didn't think the prices was to bad When We were there...Ted paid for everything for me and the wife...He even paid for the flight there and had a limo pick us up at the airport... :) TedsofBeverlyHills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) Lucky bastard. But the food was fantastic, and the waitresses were hot!!!!!!! But again Ted, thanks for the free drink and good food. Here is one of the nastiest drinks I've seen. Sprite, lime juice and melon schnapps. But look at the boobs on her. Edited June 14, 2012 by GorillaXI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsofBeverlyHills Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 255 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 24 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1809 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 2091 Achievement Points: 15969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 14 Birthday: 12/17/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) You you fucking cheap bastard I told to try the Tenderloin it was only $25.00 more, hell I would have comped you for the difference. Secondly Our Signature drink the "TED" you forgot about the slice of mango which we have shipped to us from South America on dry ice. That stupid retarded dishwasher that drop a fork when you were there spilled a glass of water later on, so I called the I.N.S. he will gone in a couple of days. Gorilla it was really great to see you and that you took time out of your trip to stop by hope you more time on your next visit. Edited June 14, 2012 by TedsofBeverlyHills hxtr and kleinehexe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 The bartender forgot the mango. Now I know why you gave it to me for free. But the prime rib was spectacular. You are a gentleman and a scholar Ted. Thanks for taking the time and sitting down with me and drinking a "Ted" The nastiest drink I ever had. Next time I am in LA, I cant wait to come back and try the tenderloin. You better comp me this one, or I wall call the BBB on you. TedsofBeverlyHills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsofBeverlyHills Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 255 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 24 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1809 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 2091 Achievement Points: 15969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 14 Birthday: 12/17/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 14, 2012 Pinch these two next time and I will pick up your tab on your next visit Gorilla. Paperman and GorillaXI 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 Where the fuck were they at tonight? I got screwed by Ted putting his meat in my mouth. Damn, I may have to stop off om my way to LAX tomorrow and say hi again. TedsofBeverlyHills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted June 14, 2012 why am i horny and why does Ted's meat in my mouth sound so good right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorillaXI Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 Cause you know you want it HXTR.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorillaXI Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 Can't wait to get home and chillax..... TedsofBeverlyHills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsofBeverlyHills Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 255 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 24 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1809 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 2091 Achievement Points: 15969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 14 Birthday: 12/17/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 14, 2012 Hxtr, Horny and Teds meat in your mouth might suggest that you might have some issues, maybe then again that's how you roll,,lol GorillaXI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
kleinehexe Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 107 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 29 Topic Count: 95 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1215 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 8562 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 01:42 PM Birthday: 02/11/1972 Device: Android Share Posted June 14, 2012 wow the food looks very good......jam jam jam......But one question???? Why have the girls all so big boobies in america?????? My good....hahahahaa...they have good docs there..looooooooooooooool.....i see the pics and think by me, i hope its not exploring somedays..hehehehehee... GorillaXI, TedsofBeverlyHills and TheLastColdBeer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TedsofBeverlyHills Posted June 14, 2012 Member ID: 255 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 24 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1809 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 2091 Achievement Points: 15969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 14 Birthday: 12/17/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 14, 2012 wow the food looks very good......jam jam jam......But one question???? Why have the girls all so big boobies in america?????? My good....hahahahaa...they have good docs there..looooooooooooooool.....i see the pics and think by me, i hope its not exploring somedays..hehehehehee... Kliene, Well good question, obviously hotness can provide an edge. Being cheerfully attended to by people who might otherwise look right through you is part of the dining experience. Hot waitresses are a commodity that’s fairly cheap, historically effective as a marketing tool and the weaker the economy is the hotter the waitresses needs to be, In flush times, there is a robust market for hotness. Selling everything from condos to premium vodka is enhanced by proximity to pretty ladies with big boobs. Many patrons may prefer competence. Rare indeed is the waitress who is so smoking that customers don’t mind when she drops a glass of Cabernet into their laps except at Teds In more simple terms---> Big Boobs=Profits kleinehexe and GorillaXI 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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