Shamu Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted May 31, 2012 Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight. Artery.......................... The study of paintings. Bacteria...................... Back door to cafeteria. Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die. Caesarean Section........A neighborhood in Rome .. Catscan.........................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize..................... Made eye contact with her. Colic............................. A sheep dog. Coma........................... A punctuation mark. D&C............................. Where Washington is. Dilate............................ To live long. Enema.......................... Not a friend. Fester........................... Quicker than someone else. Fibula........................... A small lie. G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball. Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on. Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane. Morbid.......................... A higher offer. Nitrates..........................Cheaper than day rates. Node............................. I knew it. Outpatient......................A person who has fainted. Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test. Pelvis............................. Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative................A letter carrier. Recovery Room.............. Place to do upholstery. Rectum.......................... Pretty near killed him. Secretion....................... Hiding something. Seizure. ........................ Roman emperor. Tablet........................... A small table. Terminal Illness.............Getting sick at the airport. Tumor...........................One plus one more. Urine........................... Opposite of you're out. Varicose....................... Near by/close by
Spartacus Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2486 Achievement Points: 19555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 15 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted May 31, 2012 LOL! Awards
hxtr Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.92 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 31, 2012 Shamu you are an asshole and so glad you are not XI. I will kill you later...... I will be looking for you. lol Shamu 1
moonpie Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 2184 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 238 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 298 Achievement Points: 1743 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 09/04/1975 Device: Windows Posted May 31, 2012 Awesome. We use the same dictionary here in Georgia. Awards
Shamu Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Author Posted May 31, 2012 Shamu you are an asshole and so glad you are not XI. I will kill you later...... I will be looking for you. lol Best bring your "coon dick" for stabbing. And no, for those who may not know that is NOT a racist comment. hxtr 1
JohnnyDos Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 31, 2012 Never heard of that thing Shamu,but I.ve had a cocoon. hxtr 1
LtLaszlo Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 190 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9241 Content Per Day: 1.59 Reputation: 24525 Achievement Points: 95669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 11:36 PM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted May 31, 2012 LOL! Those a great Shamu! And most true!! Everything is bigger in Texas, even the idiots! hahaha!! Awards
TBB Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23076 Achievement Points: 153272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:34 AM Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted May 31, 2012 Good ones - but you missed - HXTR - takes up space but otherwise not note worthy - hahaha hxtr 1 Awards
hxtr Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.92 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 31, 2012 LOL! Those a great Shamu! And most true!! Everything is bigger in Texas, even the idiots! hahaha!! your not earning any brownie points with me today Lt.
hxtr Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.92 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) Shamu you are an asshole and so glad you are not XI. I will kill you later...... I will be looking for you. lol Best bring your "coon dick" for stabbing. And no, for those who may not know that is NOT a racist comment. Your hate for Texas is racist..... against the Texan race. Oh I have one of these coon dicks.. it works great and I'm very comfortable with my sexuality to put it in my mouth and clean my teeth. lol http://www.angelfire...toothpicks.html Edited May 31, 2012 by hxtr
Shamu Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Author Posted May 31, 2012 For those who do not know that is an actual Racoon Dick in HXTR's hat image. Known by many names such as Redneck Toothpic or my choice of the moment, Texas Toothpic. Below is a picture of mine: hxtr 1
hxtr Posted June 1, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.92 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted June 1, 2012 For those who do not know that is an actual Racoon Dick in HXTR's hat image. Known by many names such as Redneck Toothpic or my choice of the moment, Texas Toothpic. Below is a picture of mine: Shamu you so love Texas... that is why you keep coming here. hahahahahahahaha now get off my dick... i have food stuck in my teeth. lol
PingLo Posted June 1, 2012 Member ID: 1103 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 64 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1977 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 1122 Achievement Points: 15642 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 02/08/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 16, 2013 Birthday: 01/01/2012 Posted June 1, 2012 I've got one CaOS - the operating system that runs on the Ca
Shamu Posted June 1, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Author Posted June 1, 2012 (edited) Shamu you so love Texas... that is why you keep coming here. hahahahahahahaha now get off my dick... i have food stuck in my teeth. lol If my ticker procedures go okay next week I will, unfortunately, be in TX soon. Usually try to avoid July and August, I can't stand hot weather. Of course just the thought of going to TX might send my heart out of rhythym again as it did just before my last scheduled trip. Edited June 1, 2012 by Shamu hxtr 1
hxtr Posted June 1, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.92 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted June 1, 2012 Shamu you so love Texas... that is why you keep coming here. hahahahahahahaha now get off my dick... i have food stuck in my teeth. lol If my ticker procedures go okay next week I will, unfortunately, be in TX soon. Usually try to avoid July and August, I can't stand hot weather. Of course just the thought of going to TX might send my heart out of rhythym again as it did just before my last scheduled trip. thats ok.... i cant stand the north east.
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