Shamu Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2012 Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight. Artery.......................... The study of paintings. Bacteria...................... Back door to cafeteria. Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die. Caesarean Section........A neighborhood in Rome .. Catscan.........................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize..................... Made eye contact with her. Colic............................. A sheep dog. Coma........................... A punctuation mark. D&C............................. Where Washington is. Dilate............................ To live long. Enema.......................... Not a friend. Fester........................... Quicker than someone else. Fibula........................... A small lie. G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball. Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on. Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane. Morbid.......................... A higher offer. Nitrates..........................Cheaper than day rates. Node............................. I knew it. Outpatient......................A person who has fainted. Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test. Pelvis............................. Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative................A letter carrier. Recovery Room.............. Place to do upholstery. Rectum.......................... Pretty near killed him. Secretion....................... Hiding something. Seizure. ........................ Roman emperor. Tablet........................... A small table. Terminal Illness.............Getting sick at the airport. Tumor...........................One plus one more. Urine........................... Opposite of you're out. Varicose....................... Near by/close by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2012 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2012 Shamu you are an asshole and so glad you are not XI. I will kill you later...... I will be looking for you. lol Shamu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonpie Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 2184 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 238 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 298 Achievement Points: 1743 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 08:41 PM Birthday: 09/04/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2012 Awesome. We use the same dictionary here in Georgia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Shamu Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Author Share Posted May 31, 2012 Shamu you are an asshole and so glad you are not XI. I will kill you later...... I will be looking for you. lol Best bring your "coon dick" for stabbing. And no, for those who may not know that is NOT a racist comment. hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Never heard of that thing Shamu,but I.ve had a cocoon. hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtLaszlo Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9138 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24296 Achievement Points: 94164 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 314 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 3 Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted May 31, 2012 LOL! Those a great Shamu! And most true!! Everything is bigger in Texas, even the idiots! hahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18179 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20213 Achievement Points: 133223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2012 Good ones - but you missed - HXTR - takes up space but otherwise not note worthy - hahaha hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2012 LOL! Those a great Shamu! And most true!! Everything is bigger in Texas, even the idiots! hahaha!! your not earning any brownie points with me today Lt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) Shamu you are an asshole and so glad you are not XI. I will kill you later...... I will be looking for you. lol Best bring your "coon dick" for stabbing. And no, for those who may not know that is NOT a racist comment. Your hate for Texas is racist..... against the Texan race. Oh I have one of these coon dicks.. it works great and I'm very comfortable with my sexuality to put it in my mouth and clean my teeth. lol http://www.angelfire...toothpicks.html Edited May 31, 2012 by hxtr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamu Posted May 31, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Author Share Posted May 31, 2012 For those who do not know that is an actual Racoon Dick in HXTR's hat image. Known by many names such as Redneck Toothpic or my choice of the moment, Texas Toothpic. Below is a picture of mine: hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted June 1, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted June 1, 2012 For those who do not know that is an actual Racoon Dick in HXTR's hat image. Known by many names such as Redneck Toothpic or my choice of the moment, Texas Toothpic. Below is a picture of mine: Shamu you so love Texas... that is why you keep coming here. hahahahahahahaha now get off my dick... i have food stuck in my teeth. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PingLo Posted June 1, 2012 Member ID: 1103 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 64 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1977 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1122 Achievement Points: 15642 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 02/08/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 16, 2013 Birthday: 01/01/2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I've got one CaOS - the operating system that runs on the Ca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamu Posted June 1, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 (edited) Shamu you so love Texas... that is why you keep coming here. hahahahahahahaha now get off my dick... i have food stuck in my teeth. lol If my ticker procedures go okay next week I will, unfortunately, be in TX soon. Usually try to avoid July and August, I can't stand hot weather. Of course just the thought of going to TX might send my heart out of rhythym again as it did just before my last scheduled trip. Edited June 1, 2012 by Shamu hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted June 1, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted June 1, 2012 Shamu you so love Texas... that is why you keep coming here. hahahahahahahaha now get off my dick... i have food stuck in my teeth. lol If my ticker procedures go okay next week I will, unfortunately, be in TX soon. Usually try to avoid July and August, I can't stand hot weather. Of course just the thought of going to TX might send my heart out of rhythym again as it did just before my last scheduled trip. thats ok.... i cant stand the north east. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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