BUDMAN Posted June 22, 2012 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7116 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4657 Achievement Points: 60611 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted June 22, 2012 A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous > pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMWR advanced toward him out > of a cloud of dust. > > The driver, a young man in a ArmoniR suit, GucciR shoes, Ray BanR > sunglasses and Hugo BossR tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, > "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will > you give me a calf?" > > Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his > peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" > > The yuppie parks his car, whips out his DellR notebook computer, > connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3R cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page > on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on > his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the > area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. > > The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe PhotoshopR and > exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ... > > Within seconds, he receives an email on his iPhoneR that the image has > been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MicrosoftR database > through an ExcelR spreadsheet with email on his AndroidR phone and, after a > few minutes, receives a response. > > Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, > miniaturized HP LaserJetR printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have > exactly 1,586 cows and calves." > > "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. > > He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with > amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. > > Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what > your business is, will you give me back my calf?" > > The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why > not?" > > "You're from the Government. In fact, you're a U.S. Congressman," says > Bud. > > "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" > > "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even > though nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already > knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars' worth of > equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are and you don't > know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for > that matter. This is a herd of sheep. > > Now give me back my dog. > > And that's the problem we currently face in the U.S. > > **** > Hell_onHeelz, HellKid and BeerGoat 3 Awards
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