WolfTiS Posted November 29, 2012 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted November 29, 2012 One day I accidentally overturned my cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, what's your name?" "It’s Jack , and I’m OK thanks," I replied. "Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you," I answered,” but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it." After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." "Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Under the cart!" I said.... blk_plague, Blackbart, tsw 8.5 and 4 others 7 Awards
baldie Posted November 29, 2012 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3374 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 2740 Achievement Points: 34420 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted November 29, 2012 PMSL love it mate Awards
LtLaszlo Posted November 29, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 191 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9248 Content Per Day: 1.55 Reputation: 24529 Achievement Points: 96075 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 08:07 PM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted November 29, 2012 LOL! Good one Wolf! Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted November 30, 2012 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 145 Topic Count: 546 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17826 Content Per Day: 3.05 Reputation: 43026 Achievement Points: 154093 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 698 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 30, 2012 NO she wont ..good one cuz lmfao Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 30, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 130 Topic Count: 388 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15091 Content Per Day: 2.54 Reputation: 8136 Achievement Points: 92721 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 61 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Posted November 30, 2012 lol Awards
djMot Posted November 30, 2012 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 99 Topic Count: 358 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 5258 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 11151 Achievement Points: 48965 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 114 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Posted November 30, 2012 Hahaha Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted November 30, 2012 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1050 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8820 Content Per Day: 1.48 Reputation: 3315 Achievement Points: 62245 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 30, 2012 Very good. Now where's that dam cart at? LOL
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