HarryWeezer Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2012 (edited) Twas the night before Christmas and all through XI, The Idiots were gaming in hopes they'd not die. The claymores were placed everywhere with great care, In hopes that some loser would not see them there. But I wasn't gaming, I was laying in bed, While visions of tits danced around in my head. And mamma in her nightie and I in my shorts, Had just settled down for a screwing of sorts. When out on the front lawn there arose such a clatter, I halted my stroking to see what was the matter. I flew to the window without lifting the sash. It took eighteen stitches to sew up the gash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But Mean Dean's old Ford with its bad steering gear. He rammed into a tree and bounced off of a wall, And knocked my front porch to the back of the hall. His steps, how they faltered. His breath, how it stunk. I knew in flash that Mean Dean was stone drunk. More rapid than eagles his curses they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called me by name; "Now, Harry, you asshole, you son of two sluts, Get back in the game or I'll cut off your nuts. "Just point your computer to COD5, And before you can shoot I will skin you alive. You fuck with the baker you might get the bun. You fuck with Mean Dean and you just won't get none." As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, I ran to my puter and turned on my hack, So I could blow Mean Dean to hell and then back. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the stair, The bouncing and scraping of Dean's little pair. He was standing there naked, his ass hanging low, With a shrivled up dick 'bout the size of your toe. A sack full of Schlitz he had flung on his back, He resembled a grannie with a wrinkled-up rack. His eyes oh so bloodshot, his chest oh so hairy, He looked like a primate, his nose like a cherry. His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, The better to suck on his pipe full of blow. The stump of that pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath; He was chubby and fat, a right jolly old shit, And I laughed when I saw him throw up on his tit. And as he was sticking his finger in his nose, I pulled back my foot, hit him hard with my toes. He sprang to his Ford and threw it in gear, And managed to get it the hell out of here. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove it on through, "Harry you bastard, I'll be coming for you." Edited December 10, 2012 by SgtHarryWeezer jimboom, Giggles, Belted and 11 others 14 Awards
WolfTiS Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted December 10, 2012 Very good Harry. jimboom 1 Awards
djMot Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 357 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 5257 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 11146 Achievement Points: 48948 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 114 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2012 Fucking AWESOME!!! jimboom 1 Awards
BUDMAN Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7099 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4638 Achievement Points: 60376 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 27 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2012 Fucking AWESOME!!! +100 Giggles and jimboom 2 Awards
Fire Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 496 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 282 Topic Count: 227 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3249 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1083 Achievement Points: 22334 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/23/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 5, 2017 Birthday: 10/26/1969 Posted December 10, 2012 Nice 1 Harry jimboom 1 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2012 Twas the night before Christmas and all through XI, The Idiots were gaming in hopes they'd not die. The claymores were placed everywhere with great care, In hopes that some loser would not see them there. But I wasn't gaming, I was laying in bed, While visions of tits danced around in my head. And mamma in her nightie and I in my shorts, Had just settled down for a screwing of sorts. When out on the front lawn there arose such a clatter, I halted my stroking to see what was the matter. I flew to the window without lifting the sash. It took eighteen stitches to sew up the gash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But Mean Dean's old Ford with its bad steering gear. He rammed into a tree and bounced off of a wall, And knocked my front porch to the back of the hall. His steps, how they faltered. His breath, how it stunk. I knew in flash that Mean Dean was stone drunk. More rapid than eagles his curses they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called me by name; "Now, Harry, you asshole, you son of two sluts, Get back in the game or I'll cut off your nuts. "Just point your computer to COD5, And before you can shoot I will skin you alive. You fuck with the baker you might get the bun. You fuck with Mean Dean and you just won't get none." As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, I ran to my puter and turned on my hack, So I could blow Mean Dean to hell and then back. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the stair, The bouncing and scraping of Dean's little pair. He was standing there naked, his ass hanging low, With a shrivled up dick 'bout the size of your toe. A sack full of Schlitz he had flung on his back, He resembled a grannie with a wrinkled-up rack. His eyes oh so bloodshot, his chest oh so hairy, He looked like a primate, his nose like a cherry. His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, The better to suck on his pipe full of blow. The stump of that pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath; He was chubby and fat, a right jolly old shit, And I laughed when I saw him throw up on his tit. And as he was sticking his finger in his nose, I pulled back my foot, hit him hard with my toes. He sprang to his Ford and threw it in gear, And managed to get it the hell out of here. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove it on through, "Harry you bastard, I'll be coming for you." HARRY you old son of a bitch! I'm coming for you! PFORZHEIM and jimboom 2 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2012 Harry I loved it! It actually describes how we always play against each other. It was great! Happy holidays and Merry Christmas! jimboom, Giggles and PFORZHEIM 3 Awards
Giggles Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 1217 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 73 Topic Count: 94 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1608 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 1865 Achievement Points: 14709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 01/21/1978 Device: Android Posted December 10, 2012 LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO jimboom 1 Awards
Belted Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 1620 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 90 Topic Count: 161 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1430 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 928 Achievement Points: 11072 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 3, 2024 Birthday: 03/24/1962 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2012 Well done, lol... Take care... jimboom, HellKid and -cracken- 3 Awards
Dirtydeeds Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 3224 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 122 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 847 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/22/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 04/13/1964 Posted December 10, 2012 That was funny as hell and good!!!
Princess Posted December 10, 2012 Member ID: 1796 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1345 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 663 Achievement Points: 8493 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:43 PM Birthday: 04/03/1976 Device: Android Posted December 10, 2012 nice Awards
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