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DOCTOR: are you sexually active?


ME: laughs hysterically,

 

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and away into the sunset.

 

 

 

 

 

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Silly - going in dry means no lubricant - that in other terms are called a quickie :whistle:



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Silly - going in dry means no lubricant - that in other terms are called a quickie :whistle:

I'm not talking about the pic, I'm talking about:

 

laughs hysterically,

 

makes pterodactyl noise,

transforms into a potato and rolls out the door

and away into the sunset.

 

what the hell does that mean???



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Posted (edited)

two sepparate jokes both related to the same subject

 

the doctor asks an unreal question,, gets an unreal response

 

 

i think its funny as shit!! ( and sadly true these days :( )

Edited by Syckle


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Silly - going in dry means no lubricant - that in other terms are called a quickie :whistle:

I'm not talking about the pic, I'm talking about:

 

laughs hysterically,

 

makes pterodactyl noise,

transforms into a potato and rolls out the door

and away into the sunset.

 

what the hell does that mean???

 

Neither am i talking about the pic in special - i just grab the possibility to talk about sex. Talking about it is still better than nothing at all :santa:



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Silly - going in dry means no lubricant - that in other terms are called a quickie :whistle:

I'm not talking about the pic, I'm talking about:

 

laughs hysterically,

 

makes pterodactyl noise,

transforms into a potato and rolls out the door

and away into the sunset.

 

what the hell does that mean???

 

Neither am i talking about the pic in special - i just grab the possibility to talk about sex. Talking about it is still better than nothing at all :santa:

 

@@daMike why are you so interested in the number between five and seven? :whistle:



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Hmmmmm! and I thought I was weird! Hmmmm!



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Posted

 

 

 

Silly - going in dry means no lubricant - that in other terms are called a quickie :whistle:

I'm not talking about the pic, I'm talking about:

 

laughs hysterically,

 

makes pterodactyl noise,

transforms into a potato and rolls out the door

and away into the sunset.

 

what the hell does that mean???

 

Neither am i talking about the pic in special - i just grab the possibility to talk about sex. Talking about it is still better than nothing at all :santa:

 

@@daMike why are you so interested in the number between five and seven? :whistle:

 

Might be because i can count to the number corresponding to fingers on a hand?


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