JohnnyDos Posted July 12, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2013 A man and his wife werespending the day at the zoo.She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress,sleeveless with straps..He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.Asthey walked through the ape exhibit,They passed in front of a large,silverback gorilla.Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.He jumpedon the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and poundedhis chest with his free hand.He was obviously excited at the pretty lady inthe pink dress.The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this wasfunny.He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more bypuckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla goteven more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husbandsuggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down."Now.....show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove thegorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.Then the husbandgrabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with thegorilla and slammed the cage door shut."Now. Tell himyou have a headache." DEEJAYKEG, Shamu, Merlin007 and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 12, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18312 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20377 Achievement Points: 134172 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 12, 2013 ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LordOfChaos Posted July 12, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Oh Johnny you need help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted July 12, 2013 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1079 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8458 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7346 Achievement Points: 75184 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted July 12, 2013 Lol. Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GUMP61 Posted July 13, 2013 Member ID: 1793 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 33 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 139 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 125 Achievement Points: 1193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25 Birthday: 03/21/1961 Device: Android Share Posted July 13, 2013 Thats TOO funny...loved it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Leadfinger Posted July 13, 2013 Member ID: 4888 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 56 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2020 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 3795 Achievement Points: 26312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2023 Birthday: 08/29/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted July 13, 2013 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted July 13, 2013 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted July 13, 2013 HAHAHA Good one Johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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