Sonovabich Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted September 12, 2013 Better make that 11, i'm famous around here at least 1) Casanova 2) Cardinal Richelieu 3) William Wordsworth 4) Charles Dickens 5) Kenneth Williams (British Comedy Actor) 6) King George II 7) Henri De Toulouse Lautrec Napoleon I 9) Anton Chekhov 10) Fyodor Dostoevsky 11) Sonovabitch>XI<
JohnnyDos Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted September 12, 2013 You know they can grow back SOB?
Sonovabich Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Author Posted September 12, 2013 I still got them Johnny, they never made me part with my old pals, it was other Bumhole stuff they did to make me suffer, you have no idea how painful it is just sitting at my PC with my chute packed with dressings, feels like Frenchi without lube
little_old_man Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted September 12, 2013 There are home treatments. There is a cocktail called a screwdriver made from vodka and orange juice. Just add a shot of milk of magnesia and the name changes to a pile driver. You can also crouch down and step on the piles with your heels, then stand up. Problem solved. Belted, LtLaszlo, Blackbart and 2 others 5 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted September 12, 2013 SOB sounds like you have a fissure,my buddy had one and had to have a nurse pack him for a while.He didn't like it,just like you. What is a Fissure? AnswerAn anal fissure is a tear that occurs in the rectum and can be caused by a number of conditions. Tears in the anus can be painful and may cause bleeding, especially after a bowel movement. Look here for more information: http://www.hemorrhoid.net/fissure.php
Sonovabich Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Author Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) SOB sounds like you have a fissure,my buddy had one and had to have a nurse pack him for a while.He didn't like it,just like you. What is a Fissure? Answer An anal fissure is a tear that occurs in the rectum and can be caused by a number of conditions. Tears in the anus can be painful and may cause bleeding, especially after a bowel movement. Look here for more information: http://www.hemorrhoid.net/fissure.php Correct Johnny, i also had some loose skin removed from inside my raggy arse and to top it off i had the muscles cut around my piles supposedly to make room for them, i think the fissure is healing ok but i'm still sore and bleeding from the other stuff. Edited September 12, 2013 by Sonovabich JohnnyDos and BigPapaDean 2
LtLaszlo Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 189 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9238 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 24520 Achievement Points: 95451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:48 PM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Windows Posted September 12, 2013 I had to read this during lunch??!! Arrgghh!! :cry: little_old_man, JohnnyDos and Sonovabich 3 Awards
Sonovabich Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Author Posted September 12, 2013 I had to read this during lunch??!! Arrgghh!! :cry: I could take some pictures of my Bumhole and post them if you like m8....should we have a poll
Sonovabich Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Author Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) Some British slang words or terms for piles. 1) Farmer Giles....(Ouch me Farmers are playing up t'day) 2) Nobby Stiles 3) Nuremburg Trials 4) Sieg Heils 5) Slay em in the Aisles 6) Duke of Argyles.....(The Dukes are a bit sore today) 7) Metric Miles Michael Miles 9) Belinda Carlisles..( Cor me Belindas are giving me jip t'day) 10) Judith Chalmers...( Blimey i'v got a nasty case of the Judiths) 11) The four Minute Miles....(My four minutes are bloody killing me) 12) Chalfonts....( Bugger me the Chalfonts are crucifying me t'day) Edited September 12, 2013 by Sonovabich
Heffalump Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 819 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1060 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 186 Achievement Points: 6125 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 22, 2024 Birthday: 11/22/1971 Device: Windows Posted September 12, 2013 Better make that 11, i'm famous around here at least 1) Casanova 2) Cardinal Richelieu 3) William Wordsworth 4) Charles Dickens 5) Kenneth Williams (British Comedy Actor) 6) King George II 7) Henri De Toulouse Lautrec Napoleon I 9) Anton Chekhov 10) Fyodor Dostoevsky 11) Sonovabitch>XI< OOOHHH Matron! oohh I say!!!!!! Sonovabich 1
TBB Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20337 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22433 Achievement Points: 147084 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 12, 2013 Those people may have piles but we have members who are piles - YO HXTR!!!! lol Awards
little_old_man Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted September 12, 2013 I find this conversation completely disgusting and feel we need to change the subject to something easier to talk about. How about pudding? What's your favorite pudding? I suppose this is a favorite of many of our British friends. Sonovabich 1 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted September 12, 2013 I still got them Johnny, they never made me part with my old pals, it was other Bumhole stuff they did to make me suffer, you have no idea how painful it is just sitting at my PC with my chute packed with dressings, feels like Frenchi without lube So the new one I gave you you just turned your nose up to? You better rename yourself SNOB lol Awards
MrBubbles Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 349 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 821 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 541 Achievement Points: 5195 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 5, 2017 Birthday: 01/27/1971 Posted September 12, 2013 LIttleOldMan, you'er killing me man! Shit! SOB, get well, not good! Sonovabich 1
little_old_man Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted September 12, 2013 Seriously SOB, I feel for ya man. I hope this little bout passes quickly. I was at the grocery store today and was thinking of you. If you need anything in your time of need just let me know. Sonovabich 1 Awards
Sonovabich Posted September 13, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Author Posted September 13, 2013 I actually feel a bit better today, a good day and night arse packing seems to have worked
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