Sonovabich Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted September 12, 2013 Better make that 11, i'm famous around here at least 1) Casanova 2) Cardinal Richelieu 3) William Wordsworth 4) Charles Dickens 5) Kenneth Williams (British Comedy Actor) 6) King George II 7) Henri De Toulouse Lautrec Napoleon I 9) Anton Chekhov 10) Fyodor Dostoevsky 11) Sonovabitch>XI< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2013 You know they can grow back SOB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonovabich Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 I still got them Johnny, they never made me part with my old pals, it was other Bumhole stuff they did to make me suffer, you have no idea how painful it is just sitting at my PC with my chute packed with dressings, feels like Frenchi without lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_old_man Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted September 12, 2013 There are home treatments. There is a cocktail called a screwdriver made from vodka and orange juice. Just add a shot of milk of magnesia and the name changes to a pile driver. You can also crouch down and step on the piles with your heels, then stand up. Problem solved. Sonovabich, LtLaszlo, Belted and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2013 SOB sounds like you have a fissure,my buddy had one and had to have a nurse pack him for a while.He didn't like it,just like you. What is a Fissure? AnswerAn anal fissure is a tear that occurs in the rectum and can be caused by a number of conditions. Tears in the anus can be painful and may cause bleeding, especially after a bowel movement. Look here for more information: http://www.hemorrhoid.net/fissure.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonovabich Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) SOB sounds like you have a fissure,my buddy had one and had to have a nurse pack him for a while.He didn't like it,just like you. What is a Fissure? Answer An anal fissure is a tear that occurs in the rectum and can be caused by a number of conditions. Tears in the anus can be painful and may cause bleeding, especially after a bowel movement. Look here for more information: http://www.hemorrhoid.net/fissure.php Correct Johnny, i also had some loose skin removed from inside my raggy arse and to top it off i had the muscles cut around my piles supposedly to make room for them, i think the fissure is healing ok but i'm still sore and bleeding from the other stuff. Edited September 12, 2013 by Sonovabich JohnnyDos and BigPapaDean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtLaszlo Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9138 Content Per Day: 1.71 Reputation: 24296 Achievement Points: 94164 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 314 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted September 12, 2013 I had to read this during lunch??!! Arrgghh!! :cry: Sonovabich, JohnnyDos and little_old_man 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sonovabich Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 I had to read this during lunch??!! Arrgghh!! :cry: I could take some pictures of my Bumhole and post them if you like m8....should we have a poll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonovabich Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) Some British slang words or terms for piles. 1) Farmer Giles....(Ouch me Farmers are playing up t'day) 2) Nobby Stiles 3) Nuremburg Trials 4) Sieg Heils 5) Slay em in the Aisles 6) Duke of Argyles.....(The Dukes are a bit sore today) 7) Metric Miles Michael Miles 9) Belinda Carlisles..( Cor me Belindas are giving me jip t'day) 10) Judith Chalmers...( Blimey i'v got a nasty case of the Judiths) 11) The four Minute Miles....(My four minutes are bloody killing me) 12) Chalfonts....( Bugger me the Chalfonts are crucifying me t'day) Edited September 12, 2013 by Sonovabich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heffalump Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 819 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1060 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 186 Achievement Points: 6125 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 25, 2020 Birthday: 11/22/1971 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Better make that 11, i'm famous around here at least 1) Casanova 2) Cardinal Richelieu 3) William Wordsworth 4) Charles Dickens 5) Kenneth Williams (British Comedy Actor) 6) King George II 7) Henri De Toulouse Lautrec Napoleon I 9) Anton Chekhov 10) Fyodor Dostoevsky 11) Sonovabitch>XI< OOOHHH Matron! oohh I say!!!!!! Sonovabich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18157 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20190 Achievement Points: 133072 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 265 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 12, 2013 Those people may have piles but we have members who are piles - YO HXTR!!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I find this conversation completely disgusting and feel we need to change the subject to something easier to talk about. How about pudding? What's your favorite pudding? I suppose this is a favorite of many of our British friends. Sonovabich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1197 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6521 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63389 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted September 12, 2013 I still got them Johnny, they never made me part with my old pals, it was other Bumhole stuff they did to make me suffer, you have no idea how painful it is just sitting at my PC with my chute packed with dressings, feels like Frenchi without lube So the new one I gave you you just turned your nose up to? You better rename yourself SNOB lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MrBubbles Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 349 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 821 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 541 Achievement Points: 5195 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 5, 2017 Birthday: 01/27/1971 Share Posted September 12, 2013 LIttleOldMan, you'er killing me man! Shit! SOB, get well, not good! Sonovabich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_old_man Posted September 12, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Seriously SOB, I feel for ya man. I hope this little bout passes quickly. I was at the grocery store today and was thinking of you. If you need anything in your time of need just let me know. Sonovabich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sonovabich Posted September 13, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 13, 2013 I actually feel a bit better today, a good day and night arse packing seems to have worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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