JohnnyDos Posted May 28, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 28, 2015 An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a bar. They're staring at another man. Suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Molson Canadian. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles at the three men and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. When he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of a amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go the man's eyes widen with shock. "Strewth, mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!" Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair and a table trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong, my son?" says Jesus. The Newfie shouts, "Don't touch me, I'm on Workers Compensation!" BUDMAN, GeForce, TBB and 5 others 8
BigPapaDean Posted May 28, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 28, 2015 lol too funny! Awards
TBB Posted May 28, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20435 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22495 Achievement Points: 147659 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 391 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 5 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 28, 2015 Good one - thanks! Awards
Mule Posted May 28, 2015 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted May 28, 2015 LMAO! Awards
GeForce Posted May 28, 2015 Member ID: 2991 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 805 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 674 Achievement Points: 7108 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 12 Birthday: 09/09/1979 Device: Windows Posted May 28, 2015 Funny Awards
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