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After closing time at the bar, the Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.  He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
 

     

    “What's up with the big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.

     

    “It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,” the Newfie replied.

     

    “A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.

     

    “Yup,” replied the Newfie.

     

    “How's it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.

     

    “Watch,” the Newfie replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

     

    The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

     

    Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"



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Dear Johnny; please do not tell us about your miss adventures at hxtr's place. just stay out of his large box of dildow's!



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Dear Johnny; please do not tell us about your miss adventures at hxtr's place. just stay out of his large box of dildow's!

 

 

And you know he has a large box of dildos how????



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Dear Johnny; please do not tell us about your miss adventures at hxtr's place. just stay out of his large box of dildow's!

I share my toys with lots of people. It is called an open box relationship.



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I hope you wash them.



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now it is an open box great! I can dump a few old ones off for ya ;)


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