JohnnyDos Posted August 31, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted August 31, 2015 After closing time at the bar, the Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. “What's up with the big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,” the Newfie replied. “A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend. “Yup,” replied the Newfie. “How's it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it. “Watch,” the Newfie replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment....... Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!" Sammy, Wild Fire, hxtr and 8 others 11
TBB Posted August 31, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20672 Content Per Day: 3.68 Reputation: 22629 Achievement Points: 149039 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 400 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 31, 2015 lmao Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted September 1, 2015 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Posted September 1, 2015 Dear Johnny; please do not tell us about your miss adventures at hxtr's place. just stay out of his large box of dildow's! hxtr, TBB and JohnnyDos 3
TBB Posted September 1, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20672 Content Per Day: 3.68 Reputation: 22629 Achievement Points: 149039 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 400 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 1, 2015 Dear Johnny; please do not tell us about your miss adventures at hxtr's place. just stay out of his large box of dildow's! And you know he has a large box of dildos how???? L!ckALotAPus, Wild Fire and Sonovabich 3 Awards
hxtr Posted September 1, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.95 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 1, 2015 Dear Johnny; please do not tell us about your miss adventures at hxtr's place. just stay out of his large box of dildow's! I share my toys with lots of people. It is called an open box relationship. L!ckALotAPus and Wild Fire 2
KillerKitty Posted September 1, 2015 Member ID: 2905 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 72 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2190 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 2545 Achievement Points: 18662 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 11, 2018 Birthday: 02/26/1977 Posted September 1, 2015 rofl.... nice joke Awards
Sammy Posted September 1, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.91 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted September 1, 2015 I hope you wash them. L!ckALotAPus 1 Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted September 1, 2015 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Posted September 1, 2015 now it is an open box great! I can dump a few old ones off for ya
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