JohnnyDos Posted October 29, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted October 29, 2015 Sinceit was such a crappy day I sat in my recliner and started> thinking about life and came to realize> that:Ø As Ihave grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is> impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of> cake.Ø Condoms don't guarantee safe> sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was> shot by the woman's> husband.Ø Lance> Armstrong….I think it is just terrible and disgusting how> everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what> he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs. Hell,> when I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my fucking> bike.Ø DriveBy….Someone broke into my house last week. They didn't> take my TV, just the remote. Now they drive by and> change the channels. The Sick> bastards!!!Ø The> Agony of Aging….On the morning that Daylight Savings Time> ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy> covering his penis with black shoe> polish. I> said to him, "You better get your hearing checked -> You're supposed to turn your clock> back”.Ø Video> Scam….Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger> Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns> out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of> money! Pass> this on so others don't get> scammed.ØPregnant> Prostitute…Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "do you> know who the father is?" "Hey dumb ass, she replied,> if you ate a can of beans would you know which one> made you fart???? DEEJAYKEG, BigPapaDean, ViPRZ and 5 others 8
TBB Posted October 29, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23075 Achievement Points: 153271 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:34 AM Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted October 29, 2015 FANTASTIC!!!! Thanks Awards
Bazza Posted October 29, 2015 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1089 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 394 Achievement Points: 6730 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 10 Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Posted October 29, 2015 bloody fucking funnny, esp the remote one Awards
Sammy Posted October 29, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.89 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted October 29, 2015 Reminds of the vid of the reporter that talked about, live on the air, a black cock helicopter. Awards
Aracefan Posted October 30, 2015 Member ID: 4406 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 188 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 167 Achievement Points: 1790 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/20/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 27 Device: Android Posted October 30, 2015 Tiger Woods favorite 18 holes. I about died... Funny stuff Awards
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