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My Goal for 2016 was: To lose just 10 pounds.  Only 15 to go.

 

I ate salad for dinner!  Mostly croutons & Tomatoes.  Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato
sauce. And cheese.   OK, OK, it was a pizza.  I ate a pizza.

 

How to prepare Tofu:

1.  Throw it in the trash.

2.  Grill some Meat.

 


Just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

 


Don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

 


Recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live

longer than men who mention it.

 

Kids today don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet

to change the TV channel.

 

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

 

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?

Me Neither.

 

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....

I forgot where I was going with this.

 

I love being older.   I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others.

 

A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

 

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a Day.

 

PS:  Sunday, March 13, 2016 was the start Of Daylight Savings Time.  

        
Did You forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday Night?



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lol



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LMAO



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Posted

 Good one !!!!! :thumbup::cheers:



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Posted (edited)

im with you johnny

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Posted

awesome stuff johnny



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Posted

Johnny great joke post in fact one of your best.  



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Posted

I liked them a lot !

Did you just called me old ?

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