WldPenguin Posted October 29, 2016 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 189 Topic Count: 921 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 4994 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 7952 Achievement Points: 54001 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 107 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Posted October 29, 2016 A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Miss, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." BUDMAN, TedsofBeverlyHills, hxtr and 13 others 16 Awards
Icequeen Posted October 30, 2016 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 93 Topic Count: 103 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6429 Content Per Day: 1.34 Reputation: 8461 Achievement Points: 54331 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Posted October 30, 2016 Hahahaha! Nice. Awards
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