JohnnyDos Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2017 This is a story about a Fly, a Fish, a Bear, a Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.There is a moral to this story..... In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,'Gosh…if I go down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.' There was a fish in the water thinking,'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.' There was a bear on the shore thinking,'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab the fish!' It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.' Now, you probably think that this is enough activity on one river bank, but I can tell you there's more.... A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches....and that fish jumps for that fly…and that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich!' A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular river around lunch time)'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches…and that fish jumps for that fly…and that bear grabs for that fish…and that hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich…then I can have mouse for lunch.' The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water, and the fish swallows the fly.The bear grabs the fish. The hunter shoots the bear. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich.The cat jumps for the mouse…the mouse ducks...the cat falls into the water and drowns. NOW, The Moral Of The Story......Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy's going to be in serious danger. Didn't see that one coming, did you?? Leadfinger, Sonovabich, HarryWeezer and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Lol, Jonny, from what--STD's? That was a great scenario, though--very clever. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18168 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20202 Achievement Points: 133147 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 266 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 13, 2017 GOOD one JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Magnus_1 Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 1410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 522 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 451 Achievement Points: 3583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 31 Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Share Posted January 13, 2017 Yes, yes I did...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Crusher Posted January 18, 2017 Member ID: 4598 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 27 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 487 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 587 Achievement Points: 4778 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/01/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 01:07 AM Birthday: 01/28/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted January 18, 2017 That was the bomb! I had to send it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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