Dogg Posted July 12, 2017 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 12, 2017 This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying: “NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy, and asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don’t even need a license, he said. So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can’t let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, “What’s wrong? I thought nerds were in season.” “Well, sure,” said the patrolman, “But you can’t bait ‘em.” Hunter1948, Blackbart, AyaqGuyaq and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WldPenguin Posted July 12, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 690 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4428 Content Per Day: 0.98 Reputation: 6770 Achievement Points: 48513 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted July 12, 2017 OMG, too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LaRSin Posted July 12, 2017 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8970 Content Per Day: 1.69 Reputation: 3528 Achievement Points: 65613 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted July 12, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Gatorgirl Posted July 12, 2017 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6453 Content Per Day: 1.43 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50693 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 06:27 PM Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 12, 2017 LolSent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted July 12, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.09 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted July 12, 2017 Why do some people think nerds look like engineers out of the 60's? iboomboom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted July 12, 2017 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.75 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted July 12, 2017 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sourtap Posted July 16, 2017 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1410 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2203 Achievement Points: 14709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Share Posted July 16, 2017 Lolol..gotta remember this one, even though I know I forgot it when it's time to perform, let's say on a birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 16, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 16, 2017 Good one - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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