icequeenherb Posted July 31, 2018 Member ID: 26809 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 105 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 187 Achievement Points: 1227 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/16/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 19, 2020 Posted July 31, 2018 I hope your birthday cake isn't poisoned @EastCoast50. HaHa. Happy b-day FuckFace50 RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted July 31, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2018 Aw, isn't that sweet? I'm sure they haven't split up really. icequeenherb 1
EastCoast50 Posted July 31, 2018 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2018 2 hours ago, icequeenherb said: I hope your birthday cake isn't poisoned @EastCoast50. HaHa. Happy b-day FuckFace50 Thank you. I think. lol icequeenherb 1 Awards
EastCoast50 Posted July 31, 2018 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2018 1 hour ago, RobMc said: Aw, isn't that sweet? I'm sure they haven't split up really. Bahahahahahahahahaha! icequeenherb 1 Awards
icequeenherb Posted July 31, 2018 Member ID: 26809 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 105 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 187 Achievement Points: 1227 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/16/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 19, 2020 Author Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, RobMc said: Aw, isn't that sweet? I'm sure they haven't split up really. Hahahahahaha. Oh we did! Edited July 31, 2018 by icequeenherb RobMc 1 Awards
EastCoast50 Posted July 31, 2018 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2018 3 hours ago, icequeenherb said: Hahahahahaha. Oh we did! And deep down I hate him. Ha. Took many years but we're friends. By "Took many years but we're friends", she means that I was held captive in a pit in her cellar for almost two years (apparently she's watched Silence of the Lambs too many times). One day when she was gone (getting a Tombstone tattoo of all things) I was finally able to escape ... but I didn't call the police. I spent the next year dodging a hitman and eventually I got to him first. I then assumed his identity and continued living in the underground realm of our dark, cold world, constantly having to watch my back. One day, I received a note from IceQueenHerb. It contained a typed-written message and some old photos. And anthrax. The HAZMAT team did their thing, and I got out of the hospital two weeks later. Not long after that, I received a second note from IceQueenHerb, but I thought, "I ain't falling for this shit again!" So, I didn't open the envelope. Apparently, you can lace the outside of an envelope with a certain ... let's say "chemical" ... that causes severe diarrhea and internal hemorrhaging. After three more weeks in the hospital, I moved and assumed a new dark identity. After a THIRD note from IceQueenHerb arrived in my mailbox, I figured out that because we work for the same agency, it was going to be difficult to avoid her completely. So, I jumped right in and opened the envelope expecting the worst. All the note said was "HA HA". No after effects. At this point, I think we both decided it was best for our kids that we get along. I mean, who the hell wants two daughters that hate each other and try to kill each other every other week like mom and dad? Anyway, we sold our rights to Hollywood and they eventually came out with the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith. After the divorce, IceQueenHerb promptly took my share of the movie proceeds and bought a new truck (Spin has seen it ... totally hillbilly, but badass. Frankly, I kind of envious). We have both moved on in our lives since that dark time. The worst thing she's done to me since is mail a bag of Gummy Dicks to my house. It was pretty funny, but I didn't even open the fucking bag of Gummy Dicks. I mean, what guy in his right mind would? (Full disclosure: I saved the bag of Gummy Dicks for a couple of weeks and tried to explain them to my then-girlfriend. She thought it was hysterical. Bitch.) So, yes ... now we are "friends". We enjoy legally killing each other in virtual reality courtesy of XI. So, in closing, thank you all for keeping our relationship strong. All complete strangers. Jerks. Streetcleaner, RobMc and icequeenherb 2 1 Awards
LaRSin Posted July 31, 2018 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 9428 Content Per Day: 1.65 Reputation: 3732 Achievement Points: 68115 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2018 Happy Birthday and have a great day EastCoast50 1 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted July 31, 2018 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted July 31, 2018 Happy birthday, @EastCoast50, and I've been on the lookout for your associates "HandJob20" and "Around-the-World100." Many more to you, sir. Ayaq EastCoast50 1 Awards
EastCoast50 Posted July 31, 2018 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, AyaqGuyaq said: Happy birthday, @EastCoast50, and I've been on the lookout for your associates "HandJob20" and "Around-the-World100." Many more to you, sir. Ayaq Thank you! Awards
EastCoast50 Posted July 31, 2018 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2018 45 minutes ago, LaRSin said: Happy Birthday and have a great day Thanks! Awards
Streetcleaner Posted August 1, 2018 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1783 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 1569 Achievement Points: 15938 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2018 yeah...I think you choose to get along with her because she has that AR .....and knows how to use it.....remember that one time you woke up groggy and was naked except for a cheap imitation bear rug was glued to your back and some antlers were wired to your head....that last thing you remembered was eating a piece of cake ,Ice made for you........wow !! that was a good one what an adventure you had that day trying to get back to civilization .... RobMc, EastCoast50 and icequeenherb 3
icequeenherb Posted August 26, 2018 Member ID: 26809 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 105 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 187 Achievement Points: 1227 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/16/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 19, 2020 Author Posted August 26, 2018 Some of that is actually a true story!! Hahahahahaha. @eastcoast50 RobMc 1 Awards
Lovyan Posted August 27, 2018 Member ID: 1908 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 116 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1208 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 646 Achievement Points: 9218 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 10/22/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 09:12 PM Birthday: 07/21/1980 Device: Windows Posted August 27, 2018 Happy birthday Awards
Mr_Wick Posted August 28, 2018 Member ID: 26140 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 65 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/26/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Device: Windows Posted August 28, 2018 Happy Birthday Fuck Face! EastCoast50 1 Awards
EastCoast50 Posted September 1, 2018 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted September 1, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 8:19 PM, Streetcleaner said: yeah...I think you choose to get along with her because she has that AR .....and knows how to use it.....remember that one time you woke up groggy and was naked except for a cheap imitation bear rug was glued to your back and some antlers were wired to your head....that last thing you remembered was eating a piece of cake ,Ice made for you........wow !! that was a good one what an adventure you had that day trying to get back to civilization .... I built that AR for her! lol Awards
EastCoast50 Posted September 1, 2018 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted September 1, 2018 On 8/28/2018 at 9:25 AM, Mr_Wick said: Happy Birthday Fuck Face! Thanks you, Wick the Dick! Mr_Wick 1 Awards
Raiden Posted September 1, 2018 Member ID: 24768 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 14 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 131 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/10/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 11, 2018 Birthday: 09/23/1974 Posted September 1, 2018 Happy Birthday.
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