Dogg Posted July 27, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 15 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2020 A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God says, “Say no more.” And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, “All our lives we’ve had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.” God says, “Say no more.” And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, “How are you doing? Are you happy here?” The cat yawns and stretches and says, “Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!” TBB, GhostfaceJim, BUDMAN and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GhostfaceJim Posted July 27, 2020 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 112 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20717 Content Per Day: 4.28 Reputation: 5314 Achievement Points: 113891 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 37 minutes ago Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2020 Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted July 27, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1079 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8460 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7349 Achievement Points: 75204 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2020 Haha Good one! GhostfaceJim and BUDMAN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 27, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 274 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18334 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20400 Achievement Points: 134325 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2020 FANTASTIC!!! GhostfaceJim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Butch58 Posted July 28, 2020 Member ID: 457 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 110 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 69 Achievement Points: 712 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31 Birthday: 05/14/1958 Device: Windows Share Posted July 28, 2020 Dang Good One Dogg. Keepum Comin! GhostfaceJim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GhostfaceJim Posted July 28, 2020 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 112 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20717 Content Per Day: 4.28 Reputation: 5314 Achievement Points: 113891 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 37 minutes ago Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted July 28, 2020 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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