Darkengrim Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 399 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 56 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 402 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/15/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/30/1967 Share Posted August 5, 2010 When i was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream then put a cherry on my head...Yes... Life was tough in the gateau... Husband shouts to wife, "Come upstairs and look at this magnificent CLOCK.." She goes upstairs and her husband is stood there stark, bollock naked, with a huge erection. "Thats not a clock" she says. Husband says, "Soon will be when its got two hands and a face on it!" I went to the doctors to get my testicles checked out yesterday. While the doctor was cupping my balls, he said, 'Don't worry, it's normal to get an erection during this kind of examination.' I said, 'I haven't got one.' He replied, 'No, but I have.' Women! They just don't have a sense of humour. My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of her tampons with a party popper. Man rolls over in bed & grins at wife - she says 'Not tonight darling I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and want 2 stay clean.' Man rolls over feeling rejected. After 5 mins he rolls back over and asks 'Do u have a dentist appointment tomorrow? Teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends" Little kid' he's a dancer in a gay bar and somtimes if the moneys right he lets punters bang his arse and come in his gob. Teacher takes him outside "is this true? "no miss it's bollocks' He plays in goal for England but I'm to embarrassed to say 5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjob's.1 % liked warmth2 % liked sensation.3 % liked eroticism.94 % just liked the peace and quiet. What does a penis and a bible have in common.?? They both get shoved down your throat by catholic priests.!! Darken Out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonovabich Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 07:41 AM Device: Windows Share Posted August 5, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSCOBALT Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 311 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 9 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 65 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/13/1971 Share Posted August 5, 2010 damn dark thats some funny shit put some more of those up i damn near choked on my coffee reading this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3339 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2595 Achievement Points: 33707 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted August 5, 2010 They are brilliant I nearly PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted August 5, 2010 lmaO, THAT IS some super funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted August 7, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted August 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Darkengrim Posted September 12, 2010 Member ID: 399 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 56 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 402 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/15/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/30/1967 Author Share Posted September 12, 2010 Husband shouts to his wife , "Come up stairs and look at this magnificent CLOCK." She goes upstairs and there is her husband stood there, stark bollock naked, with a huge erection. "Thats not not a clock" she says. "Soon will be when it has got 2 hands and a face on it woman!!" Darken out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkengrim Posted September 18, 2010 Member ID: 399 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 56 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 402 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/15/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/30/1967 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 Met a girl in the park last night and there was in instant spark between us, she fell at my feet and as I gave her a damn good shag I though fuck me these tazer guns are well worth the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUDMAN Posted September 19, 2010 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6950 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4495 Achievement Points: 58289 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted September 19, 2010 fooking funny....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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