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Where RobMc Learned To Write Poetry


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I reach out to the toilet roll, my mission is complete

A voice it speaks, ‘you finished yet’ ? I jump up off the seat

I’d sat at peace here in the dark, without an ounce of strain

But WTF? I get a shock, and s..t myself again

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When I'm dead that poem will be famous, taught and analysed by professors, you'll all be able to say I was there when Rob composed it.

 

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Rob's true poetry level

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I have something else, hold on, 3 min. 15 seconds....

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I was going to post this funny picture of toilet paper I got for $0.15 a couple years ago.   I'm sure you can appreciate how funny it is without actually seeing it.  

 

Please everyone, know how great it is to be within the confines of RobMc's stall.

It is all for one and a free for all.

Nothing is better than being out-shitted by the best.

At least he's a regular, and a **link deleted for society's sake**

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3 hours ago, NuTzOpaNts said:

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I have something else, hold on, 3 min. 15 seconds....

No, not without my glasses

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3 hours ago, NuTzOpaNts said:

I was going to post this funny picture of toilet paper I got for $0.15 a couple years ago.   I'm sure you can appreciate how funny it is without actually seeing it.  

 

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Nothing is better than being out-shitted by the best.

At least he's a regular, and a **link deleted for society's sake**

Great to see you've joined the society of Robmc admirers buddy, you'll not regret it, obviously my latest offer of pin the tail on the kangaroo free for 2 weeks (recommended by Bosun and Majbasil), was irresistible. Be careful not to slip down the slope of depravity like those 2 though, keep a stiff upper lip, nothing else though, and you'll be fine.

The toilet paper is a howl, you ought to do a graph showing the inexorable rise in prices, toilet paper is now so expensive I've considered chucking it and training the dog. See her face when she kisses him and calls him her little darling now fckr.

Unfortunately I can't promise you the benefits our ladies get, but you'll have many years of pleasure trying to outwit me.

Trying to cope at the moment, my wife went out for milk yesterday and never came back, my mate rang this morning and asked if I was coping, 'not bad' I replied, 'I've been using that powdered stuff'. Looks like a long day, write to me soon buddy, it's lonely being the idiots pariah 

Love you in a manly sort of way

Rob

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Dishonestly, I could care less for you also.  I think the bearings stay on the road because JimHenson(I tried to spell comprehntion) is palpable.   Other mis-mentioned fake knowledge was before either of our time.

The ladies you type of...may I kiss one?    I would be willing to undo my nachos avatar and show my true face.

I love everyone.    You'll learn that.

I ..NO ONE on the planet needs to know that I love you so much RobMc

Whatever

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In a huge manly sort of way*

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2 hours ago, NuTzOpaNts said:

.NO ONE on the planet needs to know that I love you so much RobMc

I know buddy, I know, it's hard not to love Rob, but some people try really hard, until they learn it's probably best to keep quiet.

I'm so glad you've found me, at last someone who understands Rob's pain and anguish at the sins in these forums, although I've discovered we may have some assistance. A recent advert from a young lady calling herself 'Miss Correction' in the supermarket may be of help, in fact if we need funds she offers a 'whip round', she may come in handy. Strange notice board that, I had to push through a crowd of very funny looking men to read it.

I think my search for love began with being born to triplets, I was the one on the bottle, I yearned for affection all my youth, but more so for what I had been deprived of as a baby, no more bottles for me buddy.

I am a bit worried about your 'love' having discovered you are an ardent AC/DC fan, if we ever meet buddy plug in elsewhere if you get my drift, no offence.

Right off to watch the horse racing, Chewing Gum sticking to the rails, Dusty Carpet - never been beaten and Arran Isle (a good jumper) my tips for this afternoon.

 

Adieu buddy

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Oh no worries.  Just a little more than eccentric here.

I appreciate your candor.  

Hope your horse comes in. 🙂

 

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