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Ode to Sven, my Dear banned son.


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I'd edi

3 minutes ago, NuTzOpaNts said:

My kid he doesn't stay up late and he's smooth as can be
Gets good grades, rarely shades, and is deeper than most underneath.
Sometimes its confusing being lost and amusing behind all the non-spoken fears.
The hurt and the pain runs amok like insane, but its all gonna be good in the morning.

Future is frozen in now like it's spose'd to and nothing is always the same.
Sometimes the feeling of ending is leaning on vices that run in my veins.
Call it out what it is, it ain't everything kid, it is anger, but its nothing more.
I raised you, you're living, so there's that, forgiving is harder than casting the blame.

I'm asking, I'm pleading, I've never been needing you more than I do in right now.
I'm (guess) and trying to keep multiplying, memories that prove you my vow
To protect you and aid you, learn you and save you, be there when you win the game.
I know what it feels like to want to be out, right?, and that's why I gave you my name.

There's some things that good and some things are bad and I learned that when I was a fool.
You show me a mirror I'll look to the left upper corner and lie like, "I don't think I'm cool."
If no one is looking I'll kiss my own forehead and know you are somewhere in tune
Your prescious, my angel, a God-sent, my favorite, there ain't nothing wrong with the world.

With music and pizza, we blessed and I'll bet ya, there's more for you waiting in line.
The feeling of love all around, from above, will find you.  A matter of time.
Earning the stripes and the meaning of life is a road that is everyone's own.
What more can I say? I've all, but to pray, till you think that I've fully grown.

I love you Sven,

Dad

P.S.   I "order you" to eat a $hit-ton of brocolli*.  Also, contain yourself while you win.

 

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Sorry to confuse RobMc.  My point was that I miss my dear ol' banned son, but I also care for him at home.  Time is the only thing that matters to me these days.  I make good use of it.

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I love my son with all my heart

But he's a naughty boy

I feel really sad for him

As he can't use his toy

 

He's forced to play on other sites

The idiots gave him a ban

With poor players, just like Sharpe

But I do have a plan

 

I'll marry him to a wild bird

She has a stone cold heart

But she has the influence

To get my kid a start

 

To see him smile would make me happy

He'd settle down quite well

With a very happy Pappy

But only time will tell

 

(reworked last verse)

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Well done on the rapping guys I'm impressed.. should hit Dr Dre up for a beat and collab on a song together..

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58 minutes ago, jointz said:

Well done on the rapping guys I'm impressed.. should hit Dr Dre up for a beat and collab on a song together..

Dr Dre's not bad at rap

But not a patch on Rob

He admits his lyrics are crap

But together we'll make 'a few bob'

 

I'm booked to do his next drive by

Not sure how he feels

But I've fully charged my scooter

In case he does some deals

 

He said 'come fully loaded'

But I ain't got a cold?

His sherberts look real funny

He says they cost more than gold?

 

The kids at the party they won't cry

He's promised them some good stuff

He says they'll all get high

They can't get enough

 

That sherberts not to be shiffed at

Must have a high sugar count?

Perhaps it may be bad for them

Their dentists say gaps will mount

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Danm*.    RobMc with the thickness

I always carry a bat, in case of his quickness

He tells stories that were coming out

Tells em' even better than I'm typing about

I got 5 seconds left, so here's what I'ma say

Save your red dyes for a later day

Personally I agree that your fee is is too free

Nothing ever needed wasn't mentioned by me.  Thee.  Me. Thee.  Me. Thee.    (maybe like in this part Jointz brings in some beats and it sounds less Elizabethan era and more now-ish, so to type.)

 

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6 hours ago, NuTzOpaNts said:

Sorry to confuse RobMc.  My point was that I miss my dear ol' banned son, but I also care for him at home.  Time is the only thing that matters to me these days.  I make good use of it.

Your son is not the only one who's banned here

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50 minutes ago, WldPenguin said:

Your son is not the only one who's banned here

Maybe we should ban rappers???   8P

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Aye, true.  

You are most likely referring to me WldPenguin.  

I am sorry about that last time I was allowed to play, but my buttons weren't configured correctly for that.  I ended up putting a bunch of t's and/or y's in the game chat....but didn't mean to.  I thought better to press "enter" after trying to backspace and not getting far enough back..  I fear I had "w (forward)" or another directional and a chat command bound to the same keyboard button.   I still feel like a derp.

Regardless, I appreciate you and everyone here.  

He may be my son, but they don't know who the real mother is.  🤔

 

 

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lot of poetry talents lost in here...

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1 hour ago, WldPenguin said:

Your son is not the only one who's banned here

Who's a naughty boy then?

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13 minutes ago, major-mark63 said:

lot of poetry talents lost in here...

you were  L337 reputation-wise until I clicked you.  Sorry for that.  You're still the best though 🙂

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