ALanHim Posted June 28, 2024 Member ID: 30793 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 786 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 715 Achievement Points: 6055 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/18/23 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 20, 2024 Device: Windows Posted June 28, 2024 I got a surprise visit from @PickleRick last week after opening a jar of pickles owned by the Vlasic family and I just got the pictures developed. PicleleRick first wanted to check out the Killer Bees but they were a bit put off by his smell. PickleRick got to witness a Killer Bee gang attacking a bee from the wrong neighborhood. Before I knew it PickleRick jumped in the Bird bath the Bees took over that didn't have much water in it. Silly Pickle. We tried playing basketball but PickleRick was afraid of the net. PickeleRick needed to take a crap and after he wanted to climb a tree. You can hardly see him but he's right here. PickleRick was enjoying the view.... Then he fell.. or Jumped. He said he fell but I think he jumped. PickleRick then wanted to try climbing a Ocotillo bush. He's hanging on by a thorn here. For a pickle he has amazing grip. PickleRick said he don't smoke weed so I offered him an edible off a magic cactus. Technically I didn't lie to him. Besides how else did an edible bud get on a cactus... it's magic and a magician never tells his tricks. About twenty minutes later PickleRick was sitting on some Mistletoe reminiscing his sex life and after a bit asked if I have any beer. I told him no but I could go get some. He was instant so I went into town to get some. He asked for Canadian beer so I had a plan after telling him, 'I'll see what I can do". The Edible hadn't kicked in yet when I left and when I got back about an hour later I find @PickleRickin my bed with one of the Vlasic daughters doing the Dilly. I hung out and watched for a bit while taking some pictures. Seems the Kodak photo developing place kept some of the good ones. It got real interesting. Here's a closeup shot. You can almost smell the Dill in the picture. To end the night PickeRick and the Vlasic daughter hung out in the Bird bath with the Killer Bees drinking a fake Moosehead, because really it was a Bud Light I pored in this old bottle I've had for a couple years. But PickeRick was so backed on fake magic Cactus edibles he had no clue. He did complain it tasted like piss and I said, "that's Canadian Beer for you". How he knew what piss tasted like, I don't want to know. The End PickleRick, major-mark63, Bamm and 1 other 4
Labob Posted June 28, 2024 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted June 28, 2024 Moose head in what is that state Aridownsya. Who woda thought. Awards
PickleRick Posted June 28, 2024 Member ID: 30754 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 96 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 169 Achievement Points: 1090 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 08/17/23 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 minutes ago Device: Android Posted June 28, 2024 Hahahahahahaha that's hilarious. Appreciate the work you put into doing this! Rea and ALanHim 2 Awards
TBB Posted June 28, 2024 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20309 Content Per Day: 3.63 Reputation: 22427 Achievement Points: 146933 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 2 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 28, 2024 PickleRick's pickle isn't very big!!!!! ALanHim and PickleRick 2 Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 28, 2024 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7096 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4633 Achievement Points: 60337 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted June 28, 2024 16 minutes ago, TBB said: PickleRick's pickle isn't very big!!!!! Yep, you would know... PickleRick and ALanHim 2 Awards
ALanHim Posted June 29, 2024 Member ID: 30793 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 786 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 715 Achievement Points: 6055 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/18/23 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 20, 2024 Device: Windows Author Posted June 29, 2024 4 hours ago, TBB said: PickleRick's pickle isn't very big!!!!! In the pickle world it's not the size of your pickle but how many bumps you have. PickleRick and TBB 2
ALanHim Posted June 29, 2024 Member ID: 30793 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 786 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 715 Achievement Points: 6055 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/18/23 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 20, 2024 Device: Windows Author Posted June 29, 2024 22 hours ago, PickleRick said: Hahahahahahaha that's hilarious. Appreciate the work you put into doing this! I was working on a project by the tree I put you in and I kept laughing at different ideas so I had to take the pictures. Icequeen reminded me I needed to finish what I started. PickleRick and Bamm 1 1
TBB Posted June 29, 2024 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20309 Content Per Day: 3.63 Reputation: 22427 Achievement Points: 146933 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 2 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 29, 2024 14 hours ago, ALanHim said: In the pickle world it's not the size of your pickle but how many bumps you have. I'll take your word for it - don't want to get close enough to count - will leave that for @BUDMAN PickleRick, ALanHim and BUDMAN 3 Awards
major-mark63 Posted July 1, 2024 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 51 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3044 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 2291 Achievement Points: 24025 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted July 1, 2024 On 6/27/2024 at 9:23 PM, ALanHim said: I got a surprise visit from @PickleRick last week after opening a jar of pickles owned by the Vlasic family and I just got the pictures developed. PicleleRick first wanted to check out the Killer Bees but they were a bit put off by his smell. PickleRick got to witness a Killer Bee gang attacking a bee from the wrong neighborhood. Before I knew it PickleRick jumped in the Bird bath the Bees took over that didn't have much water in it. Silly Pickle. We tried playing basketball but PickleRick was afraid of the net. PickeleRick needed to take a crap and after he wanted to climb a tree. You can hardly see him but he's right here. PickleRick was enjoying the view.... Then he fell.. or Jumped. He said he fell but I think he jumped. PickleRick then wanted to try climbing a Ocotillo bush. He's hanging on by a thorn here. For a pickle he has amazing grip. PickleRick said he don't smoke weed so I offered him an edible off a magic cactus. Technically I didn't lie to him. Besides how else did an edible bud get on a cactus... it's magic and a magician never tells his tricks. About twenty minutes later PickleRick was sitting on some Mistletoe reminiscing his sex life and after a bit asked if I have any beer. I told him no but I could go get some. He was instant so I went into town to get some. He asked for Canadian beer so I had a plan after telling him, 'I'll see what I can do". The Edible hadn't kicked in yet when I left and when I got back about an hour later I find @PickleRickin my bed with one of the Vlasic daughters doing the Dilly. I hung out and watched for a bit while taking some pictures. Seems the Kodak photo developing place kept some of the good ones. It got real interesting. Here's a closeup shot. You can almost smell the Dill in the picture. To end the night PickeRick and the Vlasic daughter hung out in the Bird bath with the Killer Bees drinking a fake Moosehead, because really it was a Bud Light I pored in this old bottle I've had for a couple years. But PickeRick was so backed on fake magic Cactus edibles he had no clue. He did complain it tasted like piss and I said, "that's Canadian Beer for you". How he knew what piss tasted like, I don't want to know. The End Please do not compare Mosehead beer to Bud light horse piss.... TBB, ALanHim and BUDMAN 1 2 Awards
ALanHim Posted July 2, 2024 Member ID: 30793 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 786 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 715 Achievement Points: 6055 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/18/23 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 20, 2024 Device: Windows Author Posted July 2, 2024 2 hours ago, major-mark63 said: Please do not compare Mosehead beer to Bud light horse piss.... You clearly didn't get the joke. I was comparing Bud Light to piss but lied to @PickleRickand told him it was Canadian. I didn't want him to think you'll had good beer. major-mark63 and PickleRick 2
major-mark63 Posted July 2, 2024 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 51 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3044 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 2291 Achievement Points: 24025 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted July 2, 2024 1 minute ago, ALanHim said: You clearly didn't get the joke. I was comparing Bud Light to piss but lied to @PickleRickand told him it was Canadian. I didn't want him to think you'll had good beer. sry my brain is old lol ALanHim 1 Awards
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