StormCrow Posted September 21, 2010 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2702 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5076 Achievement Points: 46673 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Posted September 21, 2010 The Native American With One Testicle There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that ... name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows.. You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!! Awards
TBB Posted September 21, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20545 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22574 Achievement Points: 148318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 395 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 21, 2010 I don't believe I read the whole thing! Awards
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Dark Asylumn Posted September 22, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted September 22, 2010 oh my god were idiots Awards
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