OneStone

[StormCrow]

The Native American With One Testicle

 

There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle

 

and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that

...

name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

 

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally

 

cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone

 

again I will kill them!'

 

The word got around and nobody called

 

him that any more.

 

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird

 

forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He

 

jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into

 

the forest where he made love to her all day and

 

all night. He made love to her all the next day,

 

until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

 

The word got around that Onestone meant what

 

he promised he would do. Years went by and no

 

one dared call him by his given name until A woman

 

named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being

 

away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was

 

overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him

 

and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

 

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

 

then he made love to her all day, made love to her all

 

night, made love to her all the next day, made love to

 

her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!

 

Why ???

 

OH, come on... take a guess !!!

 

Think about it !!!

 

You're going to love this !!!

 

Everyone knows..

 

You can't kill Two Birds

 

with OneStone!!!

[TBB]

I don't believe I read the whole thing!

[Jedi-Jack]

that was funny

 

[tsw 8.5]

i read that and it was good ..thanks .after the day i had

[Dark Asylumn]

oh my god were idiots

[Lady Asylumn]

lol