StormCrow Posted September 21, 2010 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2647 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 4846 Achievement Points: 45899 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 01:19 AM Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Share Posted September 21, 2010 The Native American With One Testicle There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that ... name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows.. You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 21, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18222 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20277 Achievement Points: 133545 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 21, 2010 I don't believe I read the whole thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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Dark Asylumn Posted September 22, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted September 22, 2010 oh my god were idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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