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Well I have finally set up my pc and desk and new monitors. For months I have struggled to get into game and one problem after another. So I finally found the time over the last 2 weeks to diagnose and fix the PC issues ( bad hard drive) so scrapped 2 of them and now solely gone over to SSD. Thankfully I have never thrown out the old ones so all my gaming files were available to transfer back onto the new ones. And while at it built myself a new desk Anyway I now should be back into gaming with you Idiots a lot more apart from tonight I am going to join the Zoom Party

I’m getting more excited about my new plans to move to Greenland, did you know the total population is only around 56,000 ? They live mainly in Nuuk, which a close friend has said is very appropriate as he has one lined up if they won’t let him visit. With such a small population you’d think they’d welcome visitors wouldn’t you? However I’m puzzled, it was him who said they’d be speaking English (well American, that’s near enough) soon, and they don’t. In all the years I’ve known him this is the first time he’s stretched the truth, or he knows something I don’t about their educational programme. That must be it, as he said he’d ‘teach them a lesson’, how kind to have their welfare at heart. He also mentioned developing the infrastructure with airfields, new towns and as a tribute and incentive to the natives filling the country with Nuuks, what more could he do? Well for a start, a little birdie told me he was so concerned about their lack of defences that he’d lend them some from the gool old USA. 250,000 personnel, 80 F35’s, 100 missiles and numerous ancillaries shows his generous spirit. In response the UK has apparently contributed by sending one officer (true) on a fact finding mission, hope he stays sober, our track record isn’t good. Be back with more news soon Rob ps It struck me like a bullet why he wants to visit, he loves ICE, and what better country to find it in, trumps Canada ? Oh yes he said that's next.

Be there. In my birthday suit

Rob hang on for a few months. I hear they will be offering free homesteading lots soon !!!!

Join us tomorrow evening starting @ 7:00 p.m. for our monthly XI Virtual Happy Hour! All are welcome - looking forward to seeing some new faces in the new year Click the link to join: https://us06web.zoom.us/j/82820190956?pwd=MMQ8WobOysJSId2AH2b54SlVdCA3bk.1 See you there!

Hi guys, I’m in the hospital with nasty, bad influenza. Everything is okay.The fever days are over-still strong cough —but since I also have COPD and use oxygen when I’m outside and during exertion or physical activity, my lungs aren’t cooperating very well. My oxygen saturation wasn’t sufficient, so I’ll now be on continuous oxygen for the next 7–10 days. Then we’ll see how things look in the end. Best regards …Jenny/ Cheyenne

nice!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. VHS2 (66)Brick (46)

Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday!

I'm thinking of buying a holiday cottage and have been looking around for somewhere secluded, Greenland seems to be a nice quiet place to settle. Forgotten by the rest of the world, quiet and judging by the name rich in green pastures. I like fish but have only tried seal once and it was very waxy, I hear that very soon the main language will be English, great news. Google tells me it is Danish? I'll get Pia to put a word in for me, should be plenty of bacon and Lurpak, and cheap. How much are airbases houses? and do local amenities provide firing ranges saunas? Asking for a friend (missing the political column)

please welcome @Draygunnar to the cod 5 Admin team as a new moderator

One does but try my friend

Awesome Dray.

Congratulations Dray , couldn't happen to a sweeter guy, That IS why they all call you a tart , isn't it? lol Congratulations sir!

Rob you never fail to make me laugh!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: "'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am". The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude". "You must be a technician." said the balloonist. "I am" replied the man "how did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip with your talk." The man below responded, "You must be in management". "I am" replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f@@king fault!!!

So funny

Canadians !! What do you expect.

They don't watch the news do they?? put me down for a volcano at least I'll be warm

Thank you Skuz!

Thanks for sharing! What a year you had!

Thank you Skuz!

Hey Skuz. No changes that I am aware of that would create this issue.

Ladies, no the wonder you believe men when they say I love you?? What's in the news?? crossed out airbases and firing ranges, I won't start on seals and waxy, Robs satire is a struggling thing I love you @Icequeen

@Merlin007These maps have all been stable to this point, have there been any other updates / changes that you're aware of?

Hell yes! We've been saying this for awhile now. Thanks for bringing it up here. An hour?!? My guy, there have been times I've left to go cook a brisket and rub one out (not always in that particular order), and have come back only to find you're STILL playing the same damn map! Some larger maps can easily take several hours before one team wins 4 rounds. It's WAY too long. Anyway, +1 to making larger maps best out of 5 instead of 7!

Elderly Mick McGrath was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, Mick asked to speak to his son and said, "Don't be nervous boy, just do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me...your mother is going to live with you."

@skuzapo Odd since this map has played before but for now have taken it out of the rotation.

My grandad was diagnosed with a serious ailment and the doctor recommended that we smear his back with lard every day. Sadly, he went downhill very fast after that

Congratulations Sweetie Dray! From now I never kill You ( when we play in one team)

Wow nice roads to travel with nice cars!!!!

Yea, 00:22 here, nobody in yet. American party most likely Bedtime

Thats way too late for my old ass

A man boarded the first-class section of a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. "This is the Murphy diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible evil curse that goes with it." The man inquired, “What is the curse?” "That would be Mr. Murphy."