BigPapaDean

My wife scolds me  when I am playing because of the rude words/language she hears. She says that it is even worst than when I am driving... 

As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills.  One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve.  Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”.  We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle!

Poor Ricko! He identified as a ...........................! He still can't tell ya what it is but he identifies.............

Happens a lot with condoms

We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :-
Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'.
Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'?
Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'?
Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'?  customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you'
I hear steps
Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss????
more to follow

I hear by on this day of 09-21-20 ...present to you, Biggie,this commendation for   "video card" !!!   yes ! this medal recognizes your will to have a good to decent video card in your gaming, etc, rig !!!
good luck in all you do and congratulations !!

What is the difference between a 40 foot downhill putt and a Blowjob??? With a Blowjob you never hear the words "Stop you cocksucker stop"    : )_'          ?

Happy birthday!!!

still have heard nothing but I don't think it's covid at all . I think it's just really bad allergy's 

@TBB lips sewn shut
 

This morning I got a call from the school telling me I have to come pick up my child because she has a runny nose and her head hurt. Both I am told are things to look for for Covid. I called the Dr and she was set up for a test today @ 1 pm  so we go . Once we get to the place it took an hour to get her test done even with an appointment . She is 12 years old and they made her stick the swab up her own nose  ( she was pissed ) and do the test .  We find out if she has covid or not with in the next 72 hours. Prayers please this comes back clean.

I love it brother.
 

My internet at the moment won't let me play anywhere. I barely can respond to you. I haven't been able to play since I lost my condo where I used to live over 4-1/2 yrs ago.
 

Big deal! let me know when you get one scrambled!!!

Before he died, Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver "You know," he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"The driver said, "No problem. Be my guest!" Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law, but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person." The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?" The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"    

My opinion would be not to click on Facebook ad's or sponsored content.
A quick google search of blitz.gg, it gives a ranking and statistic system for players to check their stats etc.
It also gives guides on how to improve, so its not anything got to do with hackers.

My friend that would be awesome. When you are ready to send it let me know and I will pm you my address!
 

My friend that would be awesome. When you are ready to send it let me know and I will pm you my address!
 

People refuse to believe they can be touched. Yet these storms happen every year and granted some years they are not bad . Then there are those yrs even people's homes that are inland get ripped apart by these storms. I would not live in those areas but here in this area there is a town about 15 miles away that is built in a flood plain. The fastest growing part of that city is in the flood plain. The county keeps giving them permits to do so and then one of these years it will all get washed away. Go figure.

No respawns.
 

https://www.outdoorlife.com/blogs/gun-shots/2013/08/twenty-plenty
 
Lots of good advice Randall.. You really need to think before buying a gun home defense... You need to understand your laws where you live and how they apply to home defence in your state... Also 20 gauge is all you need. With right choke and shells its plenty of gun for home use... Go to a good local dealer and try to shoot everything your looking at so you can get use to it...And remember one thing.. You don't pull a gun unless you are going to use it and understand the taking of a life... Also always make sure whats behind your target.... Good luck and please be safe....

A word of advice, forget the bean bag rounds. If you feel you need to use a gun it should be a lethal situation. Nobody wants to shoot someone, but no one wants to be beaten or killed by an intruder. Anyone that breaks into your home has already shown a disregard for you and your family's life.
 

I own a bunch of shotguns but my first and favorite and most versatile is my Remington 870 express. I bought it (OMG) 30yrs ago....
It came with 2 barrels (1 slug barrel and 1 Bird shot barrel) and a few different chokes. It never jammed in my recollection, can bang through the woods and mud/rain and still is very affordable. I deer hunt with the slug barrel (or just blow holes in shit) and Bird and skeet/trap shoot with the shot barrel. And don't let the skeet/trap shooters lead you on...with practice you can break both birds with a pump...
https://www.remington.com/shotguns/pump-action/model-870/model-870-express
Mine is 12 ga. 
So...its cheap, dependable, versatile, durable and easy as anything to use.

I think this is awesome that you are doing this for her. I take a lot of crap from family members because I use and then some are very supportive. 

I think this is awesome that you are doing this for her. I take a lot of crap from family members because I use and then some are very supportive.