RobMc

Pussies these southerners from Darlington, up here in the North we had to eat the bairns and dawgs to stay alive in recent snows, whats sunbathing????

About time, usually an imbecile making a fortune from nothing, then because they're rich thinking they are experts on world affairs and giving us advice, don't have time for many of them, few of them are really talented and the fortunes and laudits are way beyond what they are worth to society. We should be rewarding people like servicemen, policemen, medical staff and scientists etc. not these arseholes, people who do care and devote time, energy and sometimes their lives defending our freedoms and improving our lives. Instead so called celebrities are the kind of person you wouldn't piss on normally, they preach revolution but would shit themselves if it happened, bailing out to somewhere safe. We bought records because tv was in it's infancy and computers didn't exist, entertainment has progressed, music will remain but doesn't have the clout it once had. My kids don't buy music like I did, there are too many other things to do, I predict that new celebrities will emerge from Call of Duty, heroes to us all, I'm getting ready now! It is staggering to see how much money some one hit wonders made and certain groups earn more than most countries, sorry my sympathy is zero.

Ah when it comes to that she's one of the 'in' people, in bed, in one position, in the dark and infrequently !

Setting off now XXX

Very Hammered

Hell a woman that doesn't get headaches, tell me you drink beer, ride bikes and know how to shoot and I'll think a real angel has landed, now how long would it take to swim the North Atlantic??

At the moment playing COD, and getting hammered anything but rare , I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, 10 hours a day is not enough, I love being retired don't you?

Zombie I think you are the leader, Mad Ha_ter you're a nice guy and a great player, you can kill me anytime!

Hi Sniper, let me know next time you're drunk so I have a chance of beating you lol, welcome friend.

Hi Bastos we're both 'newbies' enjoy playing with you, you're fun.

Funny how wives always seem to get 'headaches' I feel sick sometimes after COD when I'm hammered, but luckily it's rare!

Now hold on, don't be too hasty, this could be a very profound message that Nice Guy is trying to subtly pass to Spin, if you're old enough you'll remember all that crap with meditation and yogis from India.' What rhymes with orange' could be a reference to the de-foliating agent used in Nam, he may be telling Spin that he can't hide from him on the maps and he'll find him anyway. 'No it doesn't' could be a reference to other players saying 'is your gun working Spin' when they are puzzled why he is so easy to kill at times. You just have to think out of the box, now where's that other Guinness?

Hey 'Eustace' I'm very shy and teamspeak is a big step for a shrinking violet (English expression), my first game with my tags and I'm massacred, I'll cheer myself up with a one to one against Nacho, Ned and Sniper at the weekend - pussies! My four current bikes, I change regularly, my SV is extensively modified for where I live as you can see, trail bars and tyres, new lighter exhaust and rear seat removed, as well as these the greatest mod has been to replace the front fork springs to progressive with heavier oil, made a massive difference to handling would recommend this to any owner.

Thank you all, I made it and my new tags are now on, I'm a bit busy at the moment helping one of my sons at his house but should be back to normal next week as he's coming over to you to watch the wrestling??? I worry about that boy at times, look after him.

Poop how do you attach photos I tried and it froze??

Hi Poop, I've got an SV650 N (among others) it may be cheap but it's a great machine, thought all you boys out there rode these huge Harleys and Indians?? do they laugh at you? Everyone I talk to on this forum is a biker, lovely machines Harleys but no good for the roads where I live. Although we're not allowed pistols at all in the UK (retards as all the criminals have them) a friend of mine is a black powder guy and I got to fire one two years ago, those who used them for real in battle were hard hard men, when you see the size of those first rifled slugs used in the Civil War you can imagine being hit by one, no thanks I'll stick to COD. I used to work for my wife too, in the UK we call it marriage, a form of slavery that hasn't been abolished yet, I'm still in servitude, I'm busy today but look forward to killing you when you get up, us Brits like to catch you all sleepy, gives us a chance, I need it, I played some of the really good players the other night, there were seven of us (I was last) and it was so intense that I came out of the game exhausted, who says we don't exercise?? I presume 'doing your twenty' means you were in the forces? don't worry about retirement, as my old Grandad used to say 'as one door shuts another door opens', lovely man my old Grandad, but a crap submarine Captain! Right I'm off to watch Mountain Men, I still suspect that Eustace is Beers, sounds like him, North Carolina and eats roadkill, surely there can't be two???

You're all very welcome to return but don't forget to drink Tea, most of us like Mr Trump over here can we have him when you're finished? refreshing to see someone who's not a career politician and seems to put his own country first for a change, it may even catch on. A sure sign is that all these countries and people who bad mouth your country inexplicably want to live there??, mainly because they've made a mess of theirs, so give him a chance. I must say that talking to you all in games, your country is certainly now polarised to a degree, but simple fact about democracy a certain faction lose and because it doesn't go their way riot, the other side never ever do that, they accept a democratic process even when it doesn't suit them, my idea of democracy is the latter. Right enough politics on with the shooting and knifing. PS When you guys visit we see it so often you 'do Europe - (this is my experience with friends) you fly to London, then fly to Berlin then to Paris etc etc this is the equivalent of us doing New York, Boston, San Francisco and Los Angeles and saying we've seen America, no we haven't as you'll agree. The cities are not representative of their country, in fact generally they're the opposite, try to stay clear of the cities if you can and stay in the countryside, you'll enjoy it a lot more (unless you're 18).

Bastos if that picture is of you old son you're well on the way, all you have to do now is learn to fart!

Ghostie you truly are a pleasure to play with welcome, I like rum too, I've drank 2 litres a week for 40 years, thinking of upping consumption now I'm retired, please don't think London is England, go and see the rest of it before it's too crowded.

You little Monkie, you sure you got time to play with 4 kids?? welcome m8

Hi Bastos, amazing how many of us are bikers, welcome my friend, and yes Beers is a great bloke we'd all be lost without him, but don't tell him that, who's that picture of?

Thank you all, looking forward to killing you! (but I will truly, truly, truly not enjoy it - yea in your dreams)

You're good! perhaps a little too good?

Hi all. Another limey wanting to join, I need to get our tea back from that party as we are low on stocks so I'll fight you for it, I have been playing COD from the very start, I noticed my youngest son playing COD1 many years ago, said what are you doing?, and the rest as they say is history. It is actually his name I still use, I'm called David not Rob (that'll confuse Zombie) and get quite amused at some of the enquiries about the Mc, it's actually the first two letters of my Irish name, but some people have asked if I'm a member of a motorcycle club. Now motorbikes are one of my passions, but when I looked up mc on youtube I definitely aren't a 'prospect' for anything but XI, you Americans don't do things by halves do you?, we Brits must look like 'pussies'. I have actually been coming back and forward to this server for years, mainly (this is true) to hear Beers and some of the others talk, I love your accents, but now thats been reversed as I'm from the very North of England, next to Scotland, and have a distinctive accent of my own, now your guys ask me to talk. You are a great bunch and haven't forgotten that what we do is for fun, winning is not my goal although I sometimes do, but enjoying myself is, I'll try any weapon and have been receiving expert tuition in knifing, much to the tutors distress I might say. The bad bit is that like a lot of us I'm getting old, so you young whippersnappers remember that and don't laugh when you're quicker on the draw, your turn will come, it's also good to see a lot of ladies here it adds a lot to the community spirit which you obviously have. Rob aka David

Try one of Nacho's shotguns, he's deadly, a very very good player, you could give him a pea shooter and he'd win, wish I was as quick.