RobMc

???? when I saw 'Warning' by Queenie I thought she had the clap you thrash them gal!

Ray help Rob as you are a super nerd with computers, how do you know all that shit? Anyway, my problem is that whenever I'm typing and I hit the delegate key (Del) something disappears? it's really annoying and my finger gets sore, is there a short cut I'm not seeing?

I was drunk

Both my 'rides', upgraded batteries and hard tyres (thank you Viagra)

Ausi sees me in her dreams

Can't do sorry, one of my best girls is in there 'Fluffy Lips' Lol ?

OK,OK, if you really want it I'll knock off the $200,000

Misogynist

Will it be starring in the next recipe??

Hmmmmm?

Rip

I missed it sorry young lady, happy belated birthday

Thank God - it's banned under our trade descriptions act as 'beer'

Why??? they both taste the same?

Yea it might smell better

Wow the Schelde has certainly changed since I first saw it?? do you blame it on global warming or has the Gulf Stream now been diverted? Great pics, are there sharks in Zeebrugge too? ps turn off the camera if you spot me and Essssieeee, Bio has a contract out on me

My pet goldfish, won him 20 years ago at a fair, whack a mole champion is Rob, not house trained when I first got him (bit everything). He's fine now, although a lot bigger, I've had to dredge a new lake in the garden (well the neighbours call it a moat?), a great deterrent for junk mail is 'Goldie,' and everything else. Loves children, but will also eat any pet stupid enough to swim with him, he's a character. Apparently he's the very rare silver goldfish, found around seal colonies, according to the friendly one armed man at the fair. I bought him a mate 10 years ago, looking forward to those little goldies, but she disappeared one night, must have left him for a fish with more gold - bitch!

One cubit and 4 palms

As soon as I begin marking my territory, they pay attention boy Looking for it through binoculars

Windy?????? Is @Icequeen on holiday ?????

She ain't a stray no longer

Perhaps that's because you quoted me LMFAO For some strange reason

I hear you don't have pussy either??

Did I mention playing??? it's longer than March Newbie, forums is not playing just to clarify, education poor in Devon???

I know 2 fishermen who keep their maggots in their mouth (warm) to make them wriggle more, sad but true.