RobMc

They might consider him as a packed lunch, for when they get the munchies ?? Nice to see

Wow I thought bears were bad enough, anything else nasty in your back yard?

What was your address again ???

Shit, I must have been vaccinated already ??

You have a girlfriend ????? What's it like ?????

What a shit stirrer, drop him Shiny stick to Mik

Hence the title @kenmen, Harold Shipman was a doctor who killed hundreds of his patients by lethal injection, by the way I said you'd volunteer to test the first batch fckr?

His cell mate

Hard luck girls

I'll remember him forever As a tax evader and a man who continually spouted about how much he loved Scotland - but wouldn't go near it?

I used to be his stand in when he did bedroom scenes

Oh dear?, in our current snowflake world this is the result:- Your parents were abusive and were not encouraging you to see how serious the world really is? You obviously need counselling to recover from this trauma In an ideal world your assigned social worker should have at the first signs of mirth given you up for adoption, your parents were obviously politically incorrect. However compounding the matter you are now embroiled with a similar person, aka Shiny, no good will come of this, enjoying each others company must stop. The only way forward now would be to embrace the teachings of the God 'Greta Thunberg', a wise and clever sage ( gorgeous too). Give up your tools and learn how to recycle plastic, push whales off the beach and similar good things. Make Shiny renounce her harem, then every week realise your place in our world by whipping each other until tears come flowing (She'll enjoy this bit). All is not lost my boy, we can get back on the true snowflake path with faith and flagellation, you know it makes sense. Uncle Rob

You are a great couple with a great sense of humour, well done.

So tempted, so so tempted, but the new Rob is an angel ?

So your friend has a bird of prey centre? does he have a perch for Shiny ??? she seems to be collecting 'boi' idiots.

So it is a poodle?

Rosie deny everything, say it is a 'stand in', Stormy Daniels or a friend, I thought you were great ,but the donkey needs more training?

You sure?, you look gorgeous is it a poodle?

You think I sleep ????

I think Cookie feeds the raisins to that funny looking dog he's holding ?

Are they both still members ?????

I love archaeology, watch every programme and read every book I can, but one thing puzzles me, when they dig up skeletons and classify them as Male or Female, where's the other 27 sexes ??? SNOWFLAKE ALERT

Sounds to me like some component beginning to break down, probably on the video card but may be the m'brd, I know you say it is ok with other things but on the principle of trying the easy thing first try it with a different cable, and stop watching porn.

Must be cold there, I can do without the t shirt ?